Jeff: Does the theatre department have any of those prop guns that fire blanks?
Theater Professor Garrity: Of course. We just did a modern retelling of Macbeth set in gangland Chicago.
Jeff: Oh, a fresh take. (to Annie) And you think I'm lazy.
Theater Professor Garrity: Of course. We just did a modern retelling of Macbeth set in gangland Chicago.
Jeff: Oh, a fresh take. (to Annie) And you think I'm lazy.
Officer Don: Hamlet? The story is as old as time: Pretty boy son has a rich daddy, and a good-looking mommy. The uncle knocks off daddy, marries mommy, and he cuts pretty boy out of the action. So junior goes crazy and he kills them all. Not a pretty story... but there it is.
Tommy Solomon: ...Isn't that the plot to The Lion King?
Tommy Solomon: ...Isn't that the plot to The Lion King?
