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''(crack)''\\
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->''"I got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more f''([[SoundEffectBleep long bleep]])''s[[labelnote:uncensored]]feckin' sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness[[/labelnote]] [[LastOfHisKind than they got the likes of me]]. ''[[DareToBeBadass So!]]'' T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin' aboot with your ''heads full of eyeballs!'' ''[[BringIt Come and get me]],'' I say! I'll be waitin' on ya with a whiff o' the old brimstone! ''I'm a grim bloody fable... '''with an unhappy bloody end!''''' Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue yew back together...'''IN HELL!'''"''
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->''"I got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more f''([[SoundEffectBleep f''[[[SoundEffectBleep long bleep]])''s[[labelnote:uncensored]]feckin' bleep]]]''s[[labelnote:uncensored]]feckin' sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness[[/labelnote]] [[LastOfHisKind than they got the likes of me]]. ''[[DareToBeBadass So!]]'' T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin' aboot with your ''heads full of eyeballs!'' ''[[BringIt Come and get me]],'' I say! I'll be waitin' on ya with a whiff o' the old brimstone! ''I'm a grim bloody fable... '''with an unhappy bloody end!''''' Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue yew back together...'''IN HELL!'''"''
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-> '''RED Scout:''' Ya listening? Okay. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brudder? I ''hurt'' ''(audibly pokes the camera lens)'' people. I'm a force o' nature. If ''you'' were from, where ''I'' was from, you'd be [[SoundEffectBleep f**kin']] dead.
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-> '''RED Scout:''' Ya listening? Okay. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brudder? I ''hurt'' ''(audibly ''[audibly pokes the camera lens)'' lens]'' people. I'm a force o' nature. If ''you'' were from, where ''I'' was from, you'd be [[SoundEffectBleep f**kin']] dead.
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'''BLU Spy:''' No... that would be ''[[YourMother your mother]]''! ''(reveals several photos of the Scout's mother with the RED Spy)''\\
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'''BLU Spy:''' No... that would be ''[[YourMother your mother]]''! ''(reveals ''[reveals several photos of the Scout's mother with the RED Spy)''\\Spy]''\\
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->'''RED Heavy:''' Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... ''(sniff)'' maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart '''''bullet'''''.
-->-- ''Meet the Heavy''
-->-- ''Meet the Heavy''
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-->-- '''RED Heavy''', ''Meet the Heavy''
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->'''Red Soldier:''' If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it... and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! [...] Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, ''and then he beat the crap out of every single one.'' [...] And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a '''zoo!''' [...] Unless it's a farm!
-->-- ''Meet the Soldier''
-> '''RED Engineer:''' How am I gonna stop some big mean mother[[GoshDangItToHeck hubbard]] from tearin' me a [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness structurally superfluous new behind]]? [...] The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work? [...] Use ''[[MoreDakka more]]'' gun.\\
-->-- ''Meet the Soldier''
-> '''RED Engineer:''' How am I gonna stop some big mean mother[[GoshDangItToHeck hubbard]] from tearin' me a [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness structurally superfluous new behind]]? [...] The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work? [...] Use ''[[MoreDakka more]]'' gun.\\
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-->-- '''Red Soldier''', ''Meet the Soldier''
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-> '''RED Demoman:''' I got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more f''([[SoundEffectBleep long bleep]])''s[[labelnote:uncensored]]feckin' sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness[[/labelnote]] [[LastOfHisKind than they got the likes of me]]. ''[[DareToBeBadass So!]]'' T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin' aboot with your ''heads full of eyeballs!'' ''[[BringIt Come and get me]],'' I say! I'll be waitin' on ya with a whiff o' the old brimstone! ''I'm a grim bloody fable... '''with an unhappy bloody end!''''' Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue yew back together...'''IN HELL!'''
-->-- ''Meet the Demoman''
-->-- ''Meet the Demoman''
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-->-- '''RED Demoman''', ''Meet the Demoman''
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-> '''RED Sniper:''' Sniping's a good job, mate. It's challenging work, out of doors... I guarantee you'll not go hungry. 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, ''someone'' is gonna want ''someone'' dead.
-->-- ''Meet the Sniper''
-->-- ''Meet the Sniper''
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-->-- '''RED Sniper''', ''Meet the Sniper''
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->'''[[VideoGame/TeamFortressClassic Classic]] Heavy''': How... the ''hell''... did you beat us? We spent six months huntin' down her best. Echelon. Citadel. Team ''Vanguard'', for God's sake. We got 'em all. We ''beat'' her. All she had left was [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits you rejects]]. How... the ''hell''...\\
'''Ms. Pauling''': You wanna know how we beat you? I honestly have no [[SymbolSwearing #£%@#]] clue. Maybe it was just luck. Maybe it was something else.\\
'''Medic''': It's because we don't have souls.\\
'''Ms. Pauling''': What?\\
'''Medic''': Well, ''they'' don't, but- nothing. Carry on.\\
'''Ms. Pauling''': I don't know what to tell you. But either way... we're [[TitleDrop Team Fortress]]. [[PreMortemOneLiner And you're]] ''[[PreMortemOneLiner dead]]''.
'''Ms. Pauling''': You wanna know how we beat you? I honestly have no [[SymbolSwearing #£%@#]] clue. Maybe it was just luck. Maybe it was something else.\\
'''Medic''': It's because we don't have souls.\\
'''Ms. Pauling''': What?\\
'''Medic''': Well, ''they'' don't, but- nothing. Carry on.\\
'''Ms. Pauling''': I don't know what to tell you. But either way... we're [[TitleDrop Team Fortress]]. [[PreMortemOneLiner And you're]] ''[[PreMortemOneLiner dead]]''.
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->'''[[VideoGame/TeamFortressClassic Classic]] Heavy''': Heavy:''' How... the ''hell''... did you beat us? We spent six months huntin' down her best. Echelon. Citadel. Team ''Vanguard'', for God's sake. We got 'em all. We ''beat'' her. All she had left was [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits you rejects]]. How... the ''hell''...\\
'''Ms.Pauling''': Pauling:''' You wanna know how we beat you? I honestly have no [[SymbolSwearing #£%@#]] clue. Maybe it was just luck. Maybe it was something else.\\
'''Medic''': '''Medic:''' It's because we don't have souls.\\
'''Ms.Pauling''': Pauling:''' What?\\
'''Medic''': '''Medic:''' Well, ''they'' don't, but- nothing. Carry on.\\
'''Ms.Pauling''': Pauling:''' I don't know what to tell you. But either way... we're [[TitleDrop Team Fortress]]. [[PreMortemOneLiner And you're]] ''[[PreMortemOneLiner dead]]''.
'''Ms.
'''Ms.
'''Ms.
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->"Hello, Miss Pauling! We killed everybody and [[CaptureTheFlag took a briefcase!]]"
-->'''Soldier''' talking about his job in ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLlLQ3LmZWU Expiration Date]]''
-->'''Soldier''' talking about his job in ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLlLQ3LmZWU Expiration Date]]''
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-->'''Soldier'''
-->-- '''Soldier''' talking about his job in ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLlLQ3LmZWU Expiration Date]]''
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->'''RED Heavy:''' Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... ''(sniff)'' maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart '''bullet'''.
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->'''RED Heavy:''' Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... ''(sniff)'' maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart '''bullet'''.'''''bullet'''''.
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->'''BLU Soldier:''' You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine i--\\
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->'''BLU Soldier:''' You call that breaking my spine? [[TemptingFate You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine i--\\i--]]\\
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-> '''RED Demoman:''' I got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more f''([[SoundEffectBleep long bleep]])''s[[labelnote:uncensored]]feckin' sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness[[/labelnote]] [[LastOfHisKind than they got the likes of me]]. ''[[DareToBeBadass So!]]'' T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin' aboot with your ''heads full of eyeballs!'' ''[[BringIt Come and get me]],'' I say! I'll be waitin' on ya with a whiff o' the old brimstone! ''I'm a grim bloody fable... '''with an unhappy bloody end!'''''
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-> '''RED Demoman:''' I got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more f''([[SoundEffectBleep long bleep]])''s[[labelnote:uncensored]]feckin' sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness[[/labelnote]] [[LastOfHisKind than they got the likes of me]]. ''[[DareToBeBadass So!]]'' T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin' aboot with your ''heads full of eyeballs!'' ''[[BringIt Come and get me]],'' I say! I'll be waitin' on ya with a whiff o' the old brimstone! ''I'm a grim bloody fable... '''with an unhappy bloody end!'''''end!''''' Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue yew back together...'''IN HELL!'''
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'''BLU Spy:''' If you managed to kill them, I ''assure'' you they were not like me, and nothing--''nothing''--like the man loose inside this building.\\
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'''BLU Spy:''' If you ''you'' managed to kill them, I ''assure'' you they were not like me, and nothing--''nothing''--like nothing--'''nothing'''--like the man loose inside this building.\\
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'''BLU Spy:''' Indeed, and now he's here to [[SoundEffectBleep f***]] ''us!'' So listen up, boy! Or pornography starring your mother would be the ''second'' worst thing that'll happen to you today.
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'''BLU Spy:''' Indeed, and now he's here to [[SoundEffectBleep f***]] ''us!'' So listen up, boy! Or boy, or pornography starring your mother would will be the ''second'' worst thing that'll happen that happens to you today.
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-> '''RED Sniper:''' Sniping's a good job, mate. It's challenging work, out of doors... I guarantee you'll not go hungry. 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, ''someone'' is gonna want ''someone'' dead.
-->-- ''Meet the Sniper''
-->-- ''Meet the Sniper''
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-->-- ''Meet the
-> '''RED Demoman:''' I got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more f''([[SoundEffectBleep long bleep]])''s[[labelnote:uncensored]]feckin' sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness[[/labelnote]] [[LastOfHisKind than they got the likes of me]]. ''[[DareToBeBadass So!]]'' T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin' aboot with your ''heads full of eyeballs!'' ''[[BringIt Come and get me]],'' I say! I'll be waitin' on ya with a whiff o' the old brimstone! ''I'm a grim bloody fable... '''with an unhappy bloody end!'''''
-->-- ''Meet the Demoman''
-->-- ''Meet the Demoman''
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-> '''RED Demoman:''' I got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more f''([[SoundEffectBleep long bleep]])''s[[labelnote:uncensored]]feckin' sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness[[/labelnote]] [[LastOfHisKind than they got the likes of me]]. ''[[DareToBeBadass So!]]'' T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin' aboot with your ''heads full of eyeballs!'' ''[[BringIt Come and get me]],'' I say! I'll be waitin' on ya with a whiff o' the old brimstone! ''I'm a grim bloody fable... '''with an unhappy bloody end!'''''
-->-- ''Meet the Demoman''
-->-- ''Meet the Demoman''
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-> '''RED Demoman:''' Sniper:''' Sniping's a good job, mate. It's challenging work, out of doors... I got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more f''([[SoundEffectBleep guarantee you'll not go hungry. 'Cause at the end of the day, long bleep]])''s[[labelnote:uncensored]]feckin' sea monsters in as there's two people left on the great Lochett Ness[[/labelnote]] [[LastOfHisKind than they got the likes of me]]. ''[[DareToBeBadass So!]]'' T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin' aboot with your ''heads full of eyeballs!'' ''[[BringIt Come and get me]],'' I say! I'll be waitin' on ya with a whiff o' the old brimstone! ''I'm a grim bloody fable... '''with an unhappy bloody end!'''''
planet, ''someone'' is gonna want ''someone'' dead.
-->-- ''Meet theDemoman''
Sniper''
-->-- ''Meet the
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-> '''RED Heavy:''' Doctor! Are you sure this will work?\\
'''RED Medic:''' Ah-hah! ''I HAVE NO IDEA!''
-->-- ''Meet the Medic''
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'''BLU Spy:''' Indeed, and now he's here to [[SoundEffectBleep f***]] ''us!''
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'''BLU Spy:''' Indeed, and now he's here to [[SoundEffectBleep f***]] ''us!''''us!'' So listen up, boy! Or pornography starring your mother would be the ''second'' worst thing that'll happen to you today.
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->''"There will be a certain day...fortunately it's not today, or anytime soon. But there will be a day where Team Fortress 2 becomes as outdated as'' VideoGame/SuperMarioBros. ''and'' {{VideoGame/Contra}}''. And in the days when that game is sitting in the dust like a forgotten memory, A few of us that took the game as a passion will sit down at our Desktops, start it up, and play a nice game of Capture the Flag at 2fort, while'' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrS7bezmsdk this song]]'' ''plays in the background, reminding us of what this masterpiece was and always will be."''
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->''"There will be a certain day...fortunately it's not today, or anytime soon. But there will be a day where Team Fortress 2 becomes as outdated as'' VideoGame/SuperMarioBros. VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1 ''and'' {{VideoGame/Contra}}''. And in the days when that game is sitting in the dust like a forgotten memory, A few of us that took the game as a passion will sit down at our Desktops, start it up, and play a nice game of Capture the Flag at 2fort, while'' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrS7bezmsdk this song]]'' ''plays in the background, reminding us of what this masterpiece was and always will be."''
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->''"Spanning 119 updates of ongoing development, the Team Fortress 2 team has maintained its unswerving commitment to our user base: [[NiceHat to put more hats per square inch in our game than any other piece of media in human history]]. We've probably improved gameplay and added a new game mode or map here and there too - [[SelfDeprecation most likely by accident, while trying to upload something hat-based.]]"''
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->''"Spanning 119 updates of ongoing development, the Team Fortress 2 team has maintained its unswerving commitment to our user base: [[NiceHat to put more hats per square inch in our game than any other piece of media in human history]].history. We've probably improved gameplay and added a new game mode or map here and there too - [[SelfDeprecation most likely by accident, while trying to upload something hat-based.]]"''
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-> ''"[[MostAnnoyingSound MEEEDIIIIIC!!!]]"''
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-> ''"[[MostAnnoyingSound MEEEDIIIIIC!!!]]"''''"MEEEDIIIIIC!!!"''
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-->-- '''Soldier)''' after a fine day of killing robots
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-->-- '''Soldier)''' '''Soldier''' after a fine day of killing robots
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->''"Spanning 119 updates of ongoing development, the Team Fortress 2 team has maintained its unswerving commitment to our user base: [[NiceHat to put more hats per square inch in our game than any other piece of media in human history]]. We've probably improved gameplay and added a new game mode or map here and there too - [[SelfDeprecation most likely by accident, while trying to upload something hat-based.]]"''
-->-- The [=TF2=] website, summing up the history of the game.
->''[[MemeticMutation "STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED"]]''
-->-- '''Demopan'''
-> ''"MEEEE-DIIIIC!!!"''
-->-- [[MostAnnoyingSound Everyone Ever]]
-> ''"Sniping's a good job, mate. It's challenging work, out of doors... I guarantee you'll not go hungry. 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead."''
-->-- '''Sniper'''
->''"It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire."''
-->-- ''Respectless Rubber Glove'' description
->''"I just kicked your ass so hard it went BACK IN TIME and got me this VIKING HAT."''
-->-- ''Tyrant's Helm'' description
->''"Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries... And sent me back in time to kick it!"''
-->-- The [=TF2=] website, summing up the history of the game.
->''[[MemeticMutation "STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED"]]''
-->-- '''Demopan'''
-> ''"MEEEE-DIIIIC!!!"''
-->-- [[MostAnnoyingSound Everyone Ever]]
-> ''"Sniping's a good job, mate. It's challenging work, out of doors... I guarantee you'll not go hungry. 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead."''
-->-- '''Sniper'''
->''"It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire."''
-->-- ''Respectless Rubber Glove'' description
->''"I just kicked your ass so hard it went BACK IN TIME and got me this VIKING HAT."''
-->-- ''Tyrant's Helm'' description
->''"Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries... And sent me back in time to kick it!"''
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-> ''"[[MostAnnoyingSound MEEEDIIIIIC!!!]]"''
-->--
->''[[MemeticMutation "STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED"]]''
-->-- '''Demopan'''
-> ''"MEEEE-DIIIIC!!!"''
-->-- [[MostAnnoyingSound Everyone Ever]]
-> ''"Sniping's a good job, mate. It's challenging work, out of doors...
->''"Yeah, I
-->--
->''"It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
->''"Depth perception, pal, [[{{Pun}} look into it]]."''
-->--
->''"I just kicked your ass so hard it went BACK IN TIME and got me this VIKING HAT."''
->''"[[Creator/VinceOffer If ya order now]], [[AscendedMeme I'll throw in a second beatin']], '''absolutely free.'''"''
-->--
->''"This is '''my''' world. You are not '''welcome''' in '''my world!'''"''
-->-- '''Soldier'''
->''"You are a spineless worm! '''You''' are a mistake of nature! You are walking '''vomit'''!"''
-->-- '''Soldier'''
->''"Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries...
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->''"Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME!"''
-->-- ''Itsy Bitsy Spyer'' description
->''"I never really was on your side"''
-->-- '''Spy'''
->'''BLU Scout''': [...] I've killed plenty of Spies! They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags, like you! No offense...\\
'''BLU Spy''': If you managed to kill them, I assure you they were not like me, and nothing -'''nothing'''- like the man loose inside this building.\\
'''BLU Scout''': What are ya, president of his fan club?\\
'''BLU Spy''': ...no...that would be '''YourMother'''! [reveals several photos of the Scout's mother with a RED Spy]\\
'''BLU Scout''': WAIT..EH...AH...GH...\\
'''BLU Spy''': Indeed, and now he's here to f*** '''US'''!
->''"This is my world. You are not welcome in my world!"''
-->-- ''Itsy Bitsy Spyer'' description
->''"I never really was on your side"''
-->-- '''Spy'''
->'''BLU Scout''': [...] I've killed plenty of Spies! They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags, like you! No offense...\\
'''BLU Spy''': If you managed to kill them, I assure you they were not like me, and nothing -'''nothing'''- like the man loose inside this building.\\
'''BLU Scout''': What are ya, president of his fan club?\\
'''BLU Spy''': ...no...that would be '''YourMother'''! [reveals several photos of the Scout's mother with a RED Spy]\\
'''BLU Scout''': WAIT..EH...AH...GH...\\
'''BLU Spy''': Indeed, and now he's here to f*** '''US'''!
->''"This is my world. You are not welcome in my world!"''
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-->-- ''Itsy Bitsy Spyer'' description
-->--
->'''BLU Scout''': [...] I've killed plenty
'''BLU Spy''': If you managed to kill them,
->''"[[{{ComicBook/Watchmen}} I
'''BLU Scout''': What
'''BLU Spy''': ...no...that would be '''YourMother'''! [reveals several photos of the Scout's mother
'''BLU Scout''': WAIT..EH...AH...GH...\\
'''BLU Spy''': Indeed, and now he's here to f*** '''US'''!
->''"This is my world. You are not welcome in my world!"''
-->-- '''Soldier''' after all his teammates have died
->''"What's that, brain maggot? [[YourBrainWontBeMuchOfAMeal You're starving?]] Yeah, I'm hungry too."''
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->''' ''"UWEEEEEH! UWAAAAAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CRY SOME MOOORE!"'' '''
-->-- '''[[LargeHam Heavy]] [[BoisterousBruiser Weapons]] [[ShoutingShooter Guy]]'''
->''"I have uploaded a boot up your metal asses!"''
-->-- '''Jane Doe''' ''(aka The Soldier)'' after a fine day of killing robots.
->'''''"SEDUCE ME!"'''''
-->-- '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Spy, to Scout]]'''
->''"There will be a certian day...fortunately it's not today, or anytime soon. But there will be a day where Team Fortress 2 becomes as outdated as'' VideoGame/SuperMarioBros. ''and'' {{VideoGame/Contra}}''. And in the days when that game is sitting in the dust like a forgotten memory, A few of us that took the game as a passion will sit down at our Desktops, start it up, and play a nice game of Capture the Flag at 2fort, while'' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrS7bezmsdk this song]]'' ''plays in the background, reminding us of what this masterpiece was and always will be."''
-->-- '''From a random Website/YouTube comment'''
->''"[[FingerGun POW! HAHA!]]"''
-->-- '''[[LargeHam Heavy]] [[BoisterousBruiser Weapons]] [[ShoutingShooter Guy]]'''
->''"I have uploaded a boot up your metal asses!"''
-->-- '''Jane Doe''' ''(aka The Soldier)'' after a fine day of killing robots.
->'''''"SEDUCE ME!"'''''
-->-- '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Spy, to Scout]]'''
->''"There will be a certian day...fortunately it's not today, or anytime soon. But there will be a day where Team Fortress 2 becomes as outdated as'' VideoGame/SuperMarioBros. ''and'' {{VideoGame/Contra}}''. And in the days when that game is sitting in the dust like a forgotten memory, A few of us that took the game as a passion will sit down at our Desktops, start it up, and play a nice game of Capture the Flag at 2fort, while'' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrS7bezmsdk this song]]'' ''plays in the background, reminding us of what this masterpiece was and always will be."''
-->-- '''From a random Website/YouTube comment'''
->''"[[FingerGun POW! HAHA!]]"''
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->''"Teleporter here!"''
-->-- One of '''Pyro''''s two battle cries
->'''''"UWEEEEEH! ''"[[ShoutingShooter UWEEEEEH! UWAAAAAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!]] [[BoisterousBruiser CRY SOME MOOORE!"'' MOOORE]]!"'' '''
-->-- '''[[LargeHamHeavy]] [[BoisterousBruiser Weapons]] [[ShoutingShooter Guy]]'''
->''"I have uploaded a boot up your metal asses!"''
-->-- '''Jane Doe''' ''(aka The Soldier)'' after a fine day of killing robots.
->'''''"SEDUCE ME!"'''''
-->-- '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Spy, to Scout]]'''
->''"There will be a certian day...fortunately it's not today, or anytime soon. But there will be a day where Team Fortress 2 becomes as outdated as'' VideoGame/SuperMarioBros. ''and'' {{VideoGame/Contra}}''. And in the days when that game is sitting in the dust like a forgotten memory, A few of us that took the game as a passion will sit down at our Desktops, start it up, and play a nice game of Capture the Flag at 2fort, while'' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrS7bezmsdk this song]]'' ''plays in the background, reminding us of what this masterpiece was and always will be."''
-->-- '''From a random Website/YouTube comment'''
Heavy]]''' mowing enemies down
->''"[[FingerGunPOW! HAHA!]]"''POW]]! Haha!"''
-->-- One of '''Pyro''''s two battle cries
->'''
-->-- '''[[LargeHam
->''"I have uploaded a boot up your metal asses!"''
-->-- '''Jane Doe''' ''(aka The Soldier)'' after a fine day of killing robots.
->'''''"SEDUCE ME!"'''''
-->-- '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Spy, to Scout]]'''
->''"There will be a certian day...fortunately it's not today, or anytime soon. But there will be a day where Team Fortress 2 becomes as outdated as'' VideoGame/SuperMarioBros. ''and'' {{VideoGame/Contra}}''. And in the days when that game is sitting in the dust like a forgotten memory, A few of us that took the game as a passion will sit down at our Desktops, start it up, and play a nice game of Capture the Flag at 2fort, while'' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrS7bezmsdk this song]]'' ''plays in the background, reminding us of what this masterpiece was and always will be."''
-->-- '''From a random Website/YouTube comment'''
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-->-- '''Heavy'''
->''"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart '''bullet'''."''
-->-- '''Heavy'''
->'''Classic Heavy''': How... the ''hell''... did you beat us? We spent six months huntin' down her best. Echelon. Citadel. Team ''Vanguard'', for God's sake. We got 'em all. We ''beat'' her. All she had left was [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits you rejects]]. How... the ''hell''...\\
'''Ms. Pauling''': You wanna know how we beat you? I honestly have no #£%@# clue. Maybe it was just luck. Maybe it was something else.\\
'''The Medic''': It's because we don't have souls.\\
-->-- '''Heavy'''
->''"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart '''bullet'''."''
-->-- '''Heavy'''
->'''Classic Heavy''': How... the ''hell''... did you beat us? We spent six months huntin' down her best. Echelon. Citadel. Team ''Vanguard'', for God's sake. We got 'em all. We ''beat'' her. All she had left was [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits you rejects]]. How... the ''hell''...\\
'''Ms. Pauling''': You wanna know how we beat you? I honestly have no #£%@# clue. Maybe it was just luck. Maybe it was something else.\\
'''The Medic''': It's because we don't have souls.\\
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->''"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... maybe. I have yet
->''"Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to
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->'''Classic
->''"Start prayin', boy!"''
-->-- '''Engineer''' about to put his [[LimitBreak revenge]] [[CriticalHit crits]] to good use
->''"These fellas are gonna be '''[[{{Pun}} ohm]]'''-less if they don't put up more of a '''[[{{Pun}} resistance]]'''! Ha ha ha haaa! Ah, that's an engineerin' joke."''
-->-- '''Engineer'''
->''"Eins, zwei, dre... I do not think we brought enough body bags."''
-->-- '''Medic'''
->''"'''[[Film/TheWizardOfOz I am melting]]!'''"''
-->-- '''Medic''' on fire
->''"Everything above ya neck's gonna be a '''[[PinkMist fine red mist]]'''!"''
-->-- '''Sniper'''
->''"That helmet's gonna make a nice '''bowl''' for ya '''brains'''!"''
-->-- '''Sniper''' after scoring a [[BoomHeadshot headshot]] on a Soldier
->''"So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is '''[[ShapedLikeItself murdering people]]'''."''
-->-- '''Spy''' having dominated a Scout
->''"[[BondOneLiner I never really]] ''[[BondOneLiner was]]'' [[DoubleReverseQuadrupleAgent on your side.]]"''
-->-- '''Spy'''
->''"'''I''' was never on '''your''' side either! '''Wanker'''!"''
-->-- '''Sniper'''
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->'''RED Heavy:''' Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... ''(sniff)'' maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart '''bullet'''.
-->-- ''Meet the Heavy''
->'''BLU Soldier:''' You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine i--\\
''(crack)''\\
'''BLU Soldier:''' ''AUGH, MY SPIIINE!''
-->-- ''Meet the Sandvich''
-> '''RED Sniper:''' Sniping's a good job, mate. It's challenging work, out of doors... I guarantee you'll not go hungry. 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, ''someone'' is gonna want ''someone'' dead.
-->-- ''Meet the Sniper''
-> '''RED Engineer:''' How am I gonna stop some big mean mother[[GoshDangItToHeck hubbard]] from tearin' me a [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness structurally superfluous new behind]]? [...] The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work? [...] Use ''[[MoreDakka more]]'' gun.\\
'''BLU Scout:''' ''My aaarm!''[[note]]The disembodied forearm that lands in front of the Engineer actually belongs to a Sniper, as seen from the fingerless glove and lack of sausage fingers.[[/note]]\\
'''RED Engineer:''' Like this heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little old number designed by me. ''Built'' by me. And you best hope... ''[[KubrickStare not pointed at you]].''
-->-- ''Meet the Engineer''
-> '''RED Scout:''' Ya listening? Okay. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brudder? I ''hurt'' ''(audibly pokes the camera lens)'' people. I'm a force o' nature. If ''you'' were from, where ''I'' was from, you'd be [[SoundEffectBleep f**kin']] dead.
-->-- ''Meet the Scout''
-> '''RED Demoman:''' I got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more f''([[SoundEffectBleep long bleep]])''s[[labelnote:uncensored]]feckin' sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness[[/labelnote]] [[LastOfHisKind than they got the likes of me]]. ''[[DareToBeBadass So!]]'' T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin' aboot with your ''heads full of eyeballs!'' ''[[BringIt Come and get me]],'' I say! I'll be waitin' on ya with a whiff o' the old brimstone! ''I'm a grim bloody fable... '''with an unhappy bloody end!'''''
-->-- ''Meet the Demoman''
->'''BLU Scout:''' I've killed plenty of Spies! They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags, like you! No offense...\\
'''BLU Spy:''' If you managed to kill them, I ''assure'' you they were not like me, and nothing--''nothing''--like the man loose inside this building.\\
'''BLU Scout:''' What are ya, president of his fan club?\\
'''BLU Spy:''' No... that would be ''[[YourMother your mother]]''! ''(reveals several photos of the Scout's mother with the RED Spy)''\\
'''BLU Scout:''' Wait--eh--ah--gh--\\
'''BLU Spy:''' Indeed, and now he's here to [[SoundEffectBleep f***]] ''us!''
-->-- ''Meet the Spy''
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[[folder:Comics and Other Supplemental Material]]
->'''[[VideoGame/TeamFortressClassic Classic]] Heavy''': How... the ''hell''... did you beat us? We spent six months huntin' down her best. Echelon. Citadel. Team ''Vanguard'', for God's sake. We got 'em all. We ''beat'' her. All she had left was [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits you rejects]]. How... the ''hell''...\\
'''Ms. Pauling''': You wanna know how we beat you? I honestly have no
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-->Soldier summing up his job in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLlLQ3LmZWU Expiration Date]]
-->Soldier summing up his job in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLlLQ3LmZWU Expiration Date]]
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-->Soldier summing up
-->'''Soldier''' talking about his job in
->'''''"[[ItMakesSenseInContext SEDUCE ME!]]"'''''
-->-- '''Spy''' to Scout in ''Expiration Date''
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[[folder:Other]]
->''"Spanning 119 updates of ongoing development, the Team Fortress 2 team has maintained its unswerving commitment to our user base: [[NiceHat to put more hats per square inch in our game than any other piece of media in human history]]. We've probably improved gameplay and added a new game mode or map here and there too - [[SelfDeprecation most likely by accident, while trying to upload something hat-based.]]"''
-->-- The [=TF2=] website, summing up the history of the game
->''[[MemeticMutation "STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED"]]''
-->-- '''Demopan'''
->''"It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire."''
-->-- '''''Respectless Rubber Glove'' description'''
->''"I just kicked your ass so hard it went BACK IN TIME and got me this VIKING HAT."''
-->-- '''''Tyrant's Helm'' description'''
->''"Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME!"''
-->-- '''''Itsy Bitsy Spyer'' description'''
->''"There will be a certain day...fortunately it's not today, or anytime soon. But there will be a day where Team Fortress 2 becomes as outdated as'' VideoGame/SuperMarioBros. ''and'' {{VideoGame/Contra}}''. And in the days when that game is sitting in the dust like a forgotten memory, A few of us that took the game as a passion will sit down at our Desktops, start it up, and play a nice game of Capture the Flag at 2fort, while'' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrS7bezmsdk this song]]'' ''plays in the background, reminding us of what this masterpiece was and always will be."''
-->-- '''A random Website/YouTube comment'''
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->'''BLU Scout''': "[...] I've killed plenty of Spies! They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags, like you! No offense..."\\
'''BLU Spy''': "If you managed to kill them, I assure you they were not like me, and nothing -'''nothing'''- like the man loose inside this building."\\
'''BLU Scout''': "What are ya, president of his fan club?"\\
'''BLU Spy''': "...no...that would be '''YourMother'''!" [reveals several photos of the Scout's mother with a RED Spy]\\
'''BLU Scout''': "WAIT..EH...AH...GH..."\\
'''BLU Spy''': "Indeed, and now he's here to f*** '''US'''!"
'''BLU Spy''': "If you managed to kill them, I assure you they were not like me, and nothing -'''nothing'''- like the man loose inside this building."\\
'''BLU Scout''': "What are ya, president of his fan club?"\\
'''BLU Spy''': "...no...that would be '''YourMother'''!" [reveals several photos of the Scout's mother with a RED Spy]\\
'''BLU Scout''': "WAIT..EH...AH...GH..."\\
'''BLU Spy''': "Indeed, and now he's here to f*** '''US'''!"
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->'''BLU Scout''': "[...[...] I've killed plenty of Spies! They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags, like you! No offense..."\\
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'''BLU Spy''':"If If you managed to kill them, I assure you they were not like me, and nothing -'''nothing'''- like the man loose inside this building."\\
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'''BLU Scout''':"What What are ya, president of his fan club?"\\
club?\\
'''BLUSpy''': "...Spy''': ...no...that would be '''YourMother'''!" '''YourMother'''! [reveals several photos of the Scout's mother with a RED Spy]\\
'''BLU Scout''':"WAIT..WAIT..EH...AH...GH..."\\
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'''BLU Spy''':"Indeed, Indeed, and now he's here to f*** '''US'''!"
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'''BLU Spy''': "If you managed to kill them, I assure you they were not like me, and nothing -'''nothing'''- like the man loose inside this building."\\
'''BLU Scout''': "What are ya, president of his fan club?"\\
'''BLU Spy''': "...no...that would be '''YourMother'''!" [reveals several photos of the Scout's mother with a RED Spy]\\
'''BLU Scout''': "WAIT..EH...AH...GH..."\\
'''BLU Spy''': "Indeed, and now he's here to f*** '''US'''!"
'''BLU Spy''': "If you managed to kill them, I assure you they were not like me, and nothing -'''nothing'''- like the man loose inside this building."\\
'''BLU Scout''': "What are ya, president of his fan club?"\\
'''BLU Spy''': "...no...that would be '''YourMother'''!" [reveals several photos of the Scout's mother with a RED Spy]\\
'''BLU Scout''': "WAIT..EH...AH...GH..."\\
'''BLU Spy''': "Indeed, and now he's here to f*** '''US'''!"
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->'''Classic Heavy''': How... the ''hell''... did you beat us? We spent six months huntin' down her best. Echelon. Citadel. Team ''Vanguard'', for God's sake. We got 'em all. We ''beat'' her. All she had left was [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits you rejects]]. How... the ''hell''...\\
'''Ms. Pauling''': You wanna know how we beat you? I honestly have no #£%@# clue. Maybe it was just luck. Maybe it was something else.\\
'''The Medic''': It's because we don't have souls.\\
'''Ms. Pauling''': What?\\
'''The Medic''': Well, ''they'' don't, but- nothing. Carry on.\\
'''Ms. Pauling''': I don't know what to tell you. But either way... we're [[TitleDrop Team Fortress]]. [[PreMortemOneLiner And you're]] ''[[PreMortemOneLiner dead]]''.
-->-- ''Team Fortress Comics'', part 6: ''The Naked and the Dead''
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->''"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart '''bullet'''."''
-->-- '''Heavy'''
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-> "Sniping's ''"Sniping's a good job, mate. It's challenging work, out of doors... I guarantee you'll not go hungry. 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead."''