G is for Georgia
Likes watching TV
Replaying the movie
'Til one day by magic
The screen opened wide
Before Georgia knew it
It sucked her inside!
Now she'll save the hero
By hook or by crook
She knows all the future
'Cause she's read the book
Wanda: But, Timmy, how did you know the answer to such a difficult question?
Timmy: I watch TV! It's educational!
—The Fairly Oddparents storybook Time Out!
Polnareff: Are you sure you've ridden [a camel] before?
Joseph: I sure as hell know how to ride one! I've watched Lawrence of Arabia three times!
"Since TV didn't lie (well, not usually) (okay, very often) (especially during commercials) it had to work!"