"You are just begin to settle in for the long journey down Dirt Road, when you hear the faintest of sounds in the darkened recesses of this lame ass bowel....
Poor fellow. He is obviously new to this whole "being eaten" thing. You can see right away that he's made several rookie mistakes. First of all, you never let them chew on you if it can be avoided. And you certainly don't get eaten alive unless you're a member of a nigh-invulnerable race of cowardly midgets.
That's just common sense."
—Narration for Grope, Epicsplosion, discovering a less fortunate victim of the arena beast