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"Spider-Man is going to use his superpowers to more effectively photograph one of his main antagonists successfully fighting crime, so he can sell those photographs at poverty-level freelance print journalist prices! I know there’s no TV watching involved, but we may have hit Peak Newspaper Spider-Man, guys."

David: Anyway, there’s this honestly fantastic scene in an absolutely giant dining room in Wayne Manor, which Burton doesn’t reveal until halfway through the scene – it’s really funny when it switches from the closeups to the wide shot of that entire gigantic, impractical table. Honestly, this is one of my favorite parts of the movie. It’s a really well-done scene showing how Bruce is uncomfortable with his opulence....Halfway through the first entree they say to hell with it and go eat in the kitchen with Alfred, who proceeds to get Vicki absolutely smashed and embarrass Bruce as much as humanly possible.
Chris: Dude’s rich and handsome and still needs his charming English butler to get his dates drunk and tell cute stories about his childhood to get them into bed.
Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Batman (1989)

A loser with a kingdom is still a loser!
Enid Clinton discussing her husband David/Professor Chronos, Justice League Unlimited

Ritsu: How come you don't use your psychic powers more often?
Mob: Because they're not really useful for surviving in the first place.
Dimple: You're the only one who thinks that! They're not pointless—you just haven't realized how useful they are!
Ritsu: So what can't you get with psychic powers?
Dimple: Nothing! You can even become God!
Mob: Muscles.
Dimple: ... What the hell are you talking about?
Mob: Or the ability to talk to girls, or read my surroundings. I really envy you, Ritsu.

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