-> The day [[Comicbook/TheMightyThor my father Odin banished me from Asgard]], [[Comicbook/TheTombOfDracula I was bitten by a vampire]] and [[Comicbook/{{Daredevil}} had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes.]] To make matters worse, [[ComicBook/XMen my mutant ability to control weather activated]] just as [[Comicbook/TheIncredibleHulk I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation!]]
-->-- SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} [[BlatantLies explains his origins]], VideoGame/MarvelUltimateAlliance.

->'''David''': And now, it’s time for the Cliff’s Notes version of ''{{Series/Smallville}}''.\\
'''Chris''': They do in 20 minutes what that show did in ten years, and it’s still too damn long.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-superman-the-movie-1978-part-one/ on]] ''{{Film/Superman}}''

->'''Jessica''': What doesn't kill us makes us stranger.\\
'''Simpson''': Stronger.\\
'''Jessica''': If you say so.
-->--Every Marvel origin story, ''Series/JessicaJones2015''