Quotes / Stuffy Old Songs About the Buttocks

I got big booty bitches
Big big booty bitches WHOO

— A Lost People, "Big Booty Bitches"

"We thought you only cared about cans of anchovies and stuffy old songs about the buttocks."

— Bender, Futurama

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get SPRUNG!

— Sir Mix-A-Lot, "Baby Got Back"

That's why younger men are starting to catch my eye
I'm starting to stop what I'm doing
Just to turn around and watch them walk by

— K.T. Oslin, "Younger Men"

I Love the way you wear those worn out blue jeans
Walkin' all around in the big sunshine

— Sara Evans, "As If"

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside your red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round

— Queen, "Fat Bottomed Girls"

Peter: You guys sing a lot about butts now. Why do you do that?

Superman: I don't know.

Batman: Music got weird.

—"How Guardians of the Galaxy Should Have Ended"

If ya got a big ole booty
And you know that you're a cutie
Then boom, Back it up-a like a dump truck!
Boom, Lemme see your junk in your trunk
If ya got a few extra pounds
Stored up in them big round mounds
Then boom, Shake your rump to the sweet sound
Boom, Shake it down to the ground now
If the size of your thighs
Hypnotize all the guys
Then boom, Back it up-a like a dump truck!
Boom, Lemme see your junk in your trunk
If the dudes just sit and stare
Mesmerized by your derriere
Then boom, Shake your rump to the sweet sound
Boom, Shake it down to the ground now

—Ms. 'Splosion Man, "Badonkadonk"

Shake that ass
That booty, butt
Those cheeks on the back
Instead of the front
If the buns are the buns,
The ham is the cunt
Now dance with the rump...
Motherfuckin' airhump!

— Too Classy, "Airhump"

Where them girls, where them girls
Where them girls with the cakes
Where them boys, where them boys at
Cause Toddy want a taste
If you know that booty supple
Put that bubble in my face
Yeah, yeah, I'm ready for the cake show
You gotta have them cakes, though

— Todrick Hall, "Dem Cakes Tho"

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