See, the text of the book says "These things are too dangerous for kids, so don't play with 'em." But the context and subtext will say "Kid, as soon as you have the money, you need to buy one of these for yourself."
— Fez Bejo, Schlock Mercenary, on the Plasma Cannon Safety Coloring Booknote A joint production of Magic Dreamland Entertainment and Strohl Munitions.
