->'''Jacopo:''' Right. We kill these people- then we spend the treasure. \\
'''The Count:''' No. We will study them. Learn their weaknesses... \\
'''Jacopo:''' [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Why not just kill them?]] I'll do it, I'll run up to Paris- bam, bam, bam- I'm back by week's end, we spend the treasure! ''How is this a bad plan?'' \\
'''The Count:''' [[FateWorseThanDeath Death is too good for them.]] They must suffer as I suffered.
-->-- ''Film/TheCountOfMonteCristo'' 2002 [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enOx5YZ-Uco adaptation]]

->'''[[Anime/MazingerZ Dr. Hell]]''': …You can come out now.\\
'''[[Anime/GodMars Gestalt]]''': Your obsession with Photon Power is…amusing.\\
'''Dr. Hell''': This King of Hell isn’t enough to fight the Ba’al with…only with Photon Power can we survive!\\
'''[[Anime/{{Dancougar}} Sayuri]]''': Do you think those [[QuirkyMinibossSquad three clowns]] will even succeed?\\
'''Dr. Hell''': They will live up to my expectations! I have high hopes for Baron Ashura.\\
'''Gestalt''': And why the elaborate call for a showdown? If you wanted the Photon Power so badly, you could’ve taken the Photon Labs while ZEXIS were dealing with Insalaum!\\
'''Dr. Hell''': You fools could never hope to understand my plans!\\
'''Sayuri''': Perhaps. In any case good luck (not!) for the battle.\\
'''Gestalt''': You might need it more than you think! Mwahaha!
-->-- Saint-ism LP of Scenario 47, ''VideoGame/{{Super Robot Wars Z}}2: Saisei-Hen''

->'''Flik''': No! Wait, wait, wait! Please! You can't go! You gotta help me! Gimme some time! I'll come up with a plan!\\
'''Heimlich''': Just go tell them the truth!\\
'''Flik''': They can't! They can't know the truth! The truth, you see, is bad! I will be branded with this mistake for the rest of my life! My children's children will walk down the street and people will point and say "Look, there goes the spawn of Flik, the loser!"

->'''Dr. Evil:''' All right guard, begin the [[DeathTrap unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism]].\\
''(guard starts dipping mechanism)''\\
'''Dr. Evil:''' Close the tank!\\
'''Scott Evil:''' Wait, aren't you even gonna watch them? They could get away!\\
'''Dr. Evil:''' No, no, no, I'm gonna leave them alone and not actually witness them dying. I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?\\
'''[[GenreSavvy Scott Evil]]:''' I have a gun in my room. You give me five seconds, I'll get it, I'll come back down here, BOOM! I'll blow their brains out!\\
'''[[ContractualGenreBlindness Dr. Evil]]:''' Scott, you just don't ''get it'', do ya? You ''don't''.
-->--''Film/AustinPowers'': ''International Man of Mystery''

->''Jesus Christ, man! Why don't [[MethodActing you]] just try'' '''''acting''''' ''instead?!''
-->-- Creator/LiamNeeson to Creator/DanielDayLewis on the set of ''Film/GangsOfNewYork''

->''That's right Kaiba, I'm basically in charge of your company now. Remember in Season 1 when I was trying to do that and had to resort to kidnapping? It turns out I could have just done this.''
-->-- '''Pegasus''' having just bought the majority of the shares in Kaiba Corp., ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''