-->'''Fanboy #1''': Squirrel Girl is Marvel's Franchise/{{Batman}}. She beats people she shouldn't be able to beat.
-->'''Fanboy #2''': No, [[ShapedLikeItself Squirrel Girl is Marvel's Squirrel Girl]]. She beats everyone.
--->--[[http://fullbodytransplant.wordpress.com/2008/04/21/marvel-universe-preview-squirrel-girl-and-shield-agents/ Full. Body. Transplant]]

-->'''Squirrel-Girl:''' You put on a good show, Victor. Talking like a monster, acting monstrous, dressing up as scary as you can. But I've got some bad news for you: I don't believe in monsters. Beneath that cold metal mask, you're still human. Human like me. I believe you'll listen to reason. And I don't believe humans stop being human even when they pretend their monsters.
-->'''Dr. Doom:''' Then you shall die.
-->[--'''Alt Text:''' You put on a good show, Victor. Talking like a monster, acting monstrous, gluing purple fur on your armor, juggling, spinning plates, doing jazz hands constantly. It's an impressive, extremely confusing show.--]
--->--''The Unbeatable Squirrel-Girl'', vol. 2 no. 4
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