Quotes / Spy Fiction

You know they got me doing this, doing that
And little bit of something else
Fighting cavities of evil, safeguarding America's health
But an afternoon pass, I don't get up off my ass
Thank you Jesus 'cause I, I'm a secret agent man
Devo, "Secret Agent Man"

"It's good trade craft but it's like hanging out in your dentist's reception area 24 hours a day. You read magazines, sip coffee, and every once in a while someone tries to kill you."

Sam Fisher: "Nice suit. Italian?"
Displace Executive: "Ah! Oh no... ah... I-Italian... yes, uh, Florentine silk, Andretti..."
Fisher: "Who's Andretti?"
Executive: "Andretti? Uh, famous designer... men's suits, tuxedos..."
Fisher: "I'm not a tuxedo kind of guy."
Executive: "But... but you are... some kind of spy?"
Executive: "Oh God, p-please, don't ruin my suit!"


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