History Quotes / Spinnerette

-->-- '''Spinnyverse [[TheWikiRule Wikipedia]]'''

->''"If I were going to [[TrashTalk throw an insult at you]], I wouldn't stoop to [[GagBoobs the obvious]]. I'd make fun of your ''stupid hat!''"''

-->--'''Mecha Maid''', [[http://www.spinnyverse.com/comic/issue-23-the-cure-34 here]]

'''Dr. Lambha:''' ''Anything'' can be a goddamned weapon! From [[DeadlyGas household bleach]] to a [[BatterUp cricket bat]]!

-->--'''Sahira''', [[http://www.spinnyverse.com/index.php?id=20 here]]

-->-- '''Spinnerette''', [[http://www.spinnyverse.com/index.php?id=31 here]]

-->-- '''Spinnerette''', [[http://www.spinnyverse.com/index.php?id=79 here]]

-->-- [[http://www.spinnyverse.com/index.php?id=313 here]]

-->-- '''Dr. Universe''', [[http://www.spinnyverse.com/index.php?id=348 here]]

-->-- '''Gabe''', [[http://www.spinnyverse.com/index.php?id=449 here]]

-->-- [[http://www.spinnyverse.com/index.php?id=455 here]]

'''Dr. Universe:''' I know exactly who you are. ''[[WorthyOpponent You're Spinnerette]]''.

-->-- '''Spinnyverse [[TheOtherWiki Wikipedia]]'''

-->--'''Dr. Universe''', to Greta Gravity

->''God damn'' you idiots in the media! I'm doing research on ''[[BoringButPractical spider genetics]]'', and you infer that I'm going to cure fatness or [[MassSuperEmpoweringEvent turn people into spidermen]]! Don't you understand ''anything'' about science? This is just like the Large Hadron Collider--scientists try to investigate subatomic particles, and you dogs on TV report that we're trying to make a black hole to destroy the world!
-->--'''Dr. Lambha'''

->You're getting ''web'' all over the apartment!

->It's like getting a new bicycle on Christmas! Even though it's snowing, you can't help but want to take it for a ride.
-->--'''Spinnerette''', [[http://www.spinnyverse.com/index.php?id=31 here]]

->Superhero? I am a super''villain!'' Didn't you hear [[EvilLaugh my laugh]]?
-->--'''Evil Spinnerette'''

->[[WouldHitAGirl I hit girls when necessary!]] Supervillains are [[EqualOpportunityEvil about 50% female]], sometimes you have to hit them.
-->--'''Mecha Maid'''

->What am I going to do? I didn't know real superheroes could get [[CelebrityParadox sued by fictional superheroes!]]
-->--'''Spinnerette''', [[http://www.spinnyverse.com/index.php?id=79 here]]

->I'd do it myself, but now I have to go schmooze with our donors for funds all over again. I hate schmoozing!
-->--'''Dr. Lambha'''

->A beautiful girl in a low-cut top stumbles into security late at night [[ShowSomeLeg and finds me irresistable]]? [[NotDistractedByTheSexy Get real]]. [[OhNoNotAgain I only fell for that the first time]].

->If I were going to [[TrashTalk throw an insult at you]], I wouldn't stoop to [[GagBoobs the obvious]]. I'd make fun of your ''stupid hat!''
-->--'''Spinnerette''', to Greta Gravity

->You pitiful little man! This technology will change the world! Imagine energy so plentiful that nations would never again go to war over it! But all ''you'' see is a weapon, a tool for men like you to hold down--
-->--'''Dr. Verde''', to DARPA goons

->I've had worse thrown at me by better.
-->'''Dr. Universe''', on Katt's CarFu.

->You're half right, Spinnerette. I wasn't a villain then. [[StartOfDarkness I am now.]]
-->--'''Dr. Universe'''

->The '''American Civil War''' (1861-1865) was a civil war in the United States of America. The southern states, led by Jefferson Davis, seceded and formed the Confederate States of America. They fought against the US federal government, led by Abraham Lincoln.\\
This conflict is most notable for introducing [[WalkingTank steam-powered walking armor]] to the battlefield...
-->--'''Spinnyverse [[TheOtherWiki Wikipedia]]'''

->My dear Tiger, there is no law against cloning. I've done nothing wrong. In fact, I've drained the coffers of racist extremists by several million dollars. You should thank me.

-->--[[http://www.spinnyverse.com/index.php?id=313 here]]

->[[ASimplePlan Sometimes a plan is just a list of things that don't happen]]...

->If that's what they do out in the open, what do you think they do in ''secret''?
-->--'''Dr. Universe''', [[http://www.spinnyverse.com/index.php?id=348 here]]

->Great. I just lost a fight because my stupid [[MultipleHeadCase left head]] is a drama queen.
-->--'''Minerva'''

->Let's have a ''carousing montage!''
-->'''Green Gable'''

->The greatest superpower of them all is a sound mind. Remember that when you're back in Columbus.
-->--'''Gabe''', [[http://www.spinnyverse.com/index.php?id=449 here]]

-->--[[http://www.spinnyverse.com/index.php?id=455 here]]

->I see neither a cow nor a whale before me. I see a woman who has been gifted with [[GravityMaster power over gravity]]. I see an individual who has chosen freedom over submission. I see a superhero.

->'''Spinnerette:''' I guess I'd better leave separately, find my own way to the ''Spider's Lair''. Or should we call it the Web?
->'''Sahira:''' Please don't call our apartment either of those things...

->'''Sahira:''' [[AnimalMotif "We" spiders?]] I've seen you flatten a spider with a phone book.
->'''Spinnerette:''' That was before my {{origin story}}!

->'''Sahira:''' I ''don't'' [know any weavers]. Knit yourself a damn costume!
->'''Heather:''' I've only just started. The only thing I can knit right now is a scarf. I suppose I could learn to make a sweater, but it doesn't sound very superhero-y.

->'''Green Gable:''' Greetings, fellow caped crusaders!
->'''Tiger:''' Is anyone here even ''wearing'' a cape?

->'''Tiger:''' Wait, you're inviting me along? After the way we were arguing?
->'''Green Gable:''' Of course! What's a disagreement among heroes? We have some werewolves to rescue!

->'''[[ThoseWackyNazis Kugelblitz]]:''' The master race shall rise again, and crush the Jews who run the world!
->'''Greta:''' Hmm...if the Jews run the world, wouldn't that make ''them'' the master race?
->'''Dr. Universe:''' By definition I suppose you are correct, Greta.
->'''Maus:''' What?! No, the Jews are usurpers!
->'''Kugelblitz:''' An outrage! The Jews have stolen the rightful place of the Aryans! It doesn't count, they ''cheated!''
->'''Greta:''' I didn't know there were such strict rules for who is the master race...

->'''Kugelblitz:''' Dr. Universe, you must help us! The future of our race depends on it!
->'''Dr. Universe:''' The future? You [[ThoseWackyNazis pathetic]] [[TheKlan people]] are stuck in the past. The idea that the key to the human spirit lies in a strand of DNA is idiotic.

->'''Tiger:''' A good deed by a supervillain, that's rich.
->'''Dr. Universe:''' Ask the average joe today who the villains are, and he'll name the banker! The scientist! The entrepreneur! Ask him who his heroes are, and he'll name an actor or a pop star! If that is the standard of the day, ''[[ThenLetMeBeEvil then I absolutely am a supervillain!]]''

->'''Spinnerette:''' I'm curious, Dr. Universe. Why didn't you remove my mask when I was unconscious? Aren't you curious who I really am?
->'''Dr. Universe:''' I know exactly who you are. ''[[WorthyOpponent You're Spinnerette]]''.

->'''Sahira:''' Buzz, you want to be a hero, don't you? Why is that? Is a bit of praise worth getting killed for?
->'''Buzz:''' It's not that. I traveled a lot as a kid. My grandparents are in Mexico, and I spent some time in southeast Asia. I think we forget just how good we have it here, you know? I'd like to do my part to keep it that way. I guess I'm just not smart enough to make ''Higgs bosons'' or ''super rice'' or whatever. I know I'd make a decent cop though.

->'''Gabe:''' There we go, another smooth landing!
->'''London:''' Er, Gabe, I think [[CaptainCrash you may have]] [[CarCushion crushed a car]].
->'''Gabe:''' Oh dear. Should I leave them a note?

->'''London:''' Gabe's tougher than he looks.
->'''Minerva:''' Tougher than he looks still isn't very tough!

->'''Dr. Lambha:''' If you want to question me, speak to my lawyer!
->'''Tiger:'''We could do this with lawyers present, or we could do it off the record. Off the record, how did you have [[AppliedPhlebotinum a C-K reactor]] in your possession? Off the record, you don't have clearance to own C-K materials. Off the record, you're going to lose a lot more than tenure.

->'''Tiger:''' You had a project that could be a weapon, and you put yourself in debt to a supervillain--
->'''Dr. Lambha:''' ''Anything'' can be a goddamned weapon! From [[DeadlyGas household bleach]] to a [[BatterUp cricket bat]]!

->'''Mecha Maid:''' Vesper, prepare suit C for patrol. [[TheGlovesComeOff Remove nonlethal rounds. Load HE rounds]].
->'''Vesper:''' [[AC:Warning, safety protocol does not allow for HE rounds in an urban environment.]]
->'''MM:''' Override safety protocol. Vesper, remove concussion rockets. [[KillItWithFire Load white phosphorus rockets]].
->'''Vesper:''' [[AC:Warning, safety protocol prohibits use of napalm--]]
->'''MM:''' Override safety protocol. Vesper, [[TakingYouWithMe load thermite self-destruct charge]].
->'''Vesper:''' [[AC:Warning, safety protocol--]]
->'''MM:''' Override safety protocol.

->'''Sahira:''' Please don't call our apartment either of those things.

->The '''American Civil War''' (1861-1865) was a civil war in the United States of America. The southern states, led by Jim Davis, seceded and formed the Confederate States of America. They fought against the US federal government, led by Abraham Lincoln.\\

->I'd do it myself, but now I have to go schmooze with our donors for funding all over again. I hate schmoozing!

->'re getting ''web'' all over the apartment!

->Hey, could you turn your butt ''off?'' You're getting web all over the apartment!

->You're getting web all over the apartment!

->'''Gabe:''' Oh dear, should I leave a note?

->'''Tiger:'''We could do this with lawyers present, or we could do it off the record. Off the record, how did you have [[AppliedPhlebotinum a C-K reactor]] in your possession? Off he record, you don't have clearance to own C-K materials. Off the record, you're going to lose a lot more than tenure.

-->--[[http://www.spinnyverse.com/index.php?id=455 here]

->'''MM:''' ''Override safety protocol.''

-->--'''Gabe''', [[www.spinnyverse.com/index.php?id=449 here]]

->We could do this with lawyers present, or we could do it off the record. Off the record, how did you have [[AppliedPhlebotinum a C-K reactor]] in your possession? Off he record, you don't have clearance to own C-K materials. Off the record, you're going to lose a lot more than tenure.
-->--'''Tiger''', to Dr. Lambha

->Anything can be a goddamned weapon! From [[DeadlyGas household bleach]] to a [[BatterUp cricket bat]]! The genetic infusion ray was to benefit all of mankind! I never made money from it! Not one cent!
-->--'''Dr. Lambha'''

->'''MM:''' Override safety protocol.

->''God damn'' you idiots in the media! I'm doing research on ''[[BoringButPractical spider genetics]]'', and you infer that I'm going to cure fatness or [[MassSuperEmpoweringEvent turn people into spidermen]]! Don't you understand ''anything'' about science? This is just like the Large Hadron Collider. Scientists try to investigate subatomic particles, and you dogs on TV report that we're trying to make a black hole to destroy the world!

->Don't think I'm that naive. A beautiful girl in a low-cut top stumbles into security late at night [[ShowSomeLeg and finds me irresistable]]? [[NotDistractedByTheSexy Get real]]. [[OhNoNotAgain I only fell for that the first time]].

->If I were going to [[YouFightLikeACow throw an insult at you]], I wouldn't stoop to [[GagBoobs the obvious]]. I'd make fun of your ''stupid hat!''

->''God damn'' you idiots in the media! I'm doing research on ''[[BoringButPractical spider genetics'', and you infer that I'm going to cure fatness or [[MassSuperEmpoweringEvent turn people into spidermen]]! Don't you understand ''anything'' about science? This is just like the Large Hadron Collider. Scientists try to investigate subatomic particles, and you dogs on TV report that we're trying to make a black hole to destroy the world!

->''God damn'' you idiots in the media! I'm doing research on ''spider genetics'', and you infer that I'm going to cure fatness or turn people into spidermen! Don't you understand ''anything'' about science? This is just like the Large Hadron Collider. Scientists try to investigate subatomic particles, and you dogs on TV report that we're trying to make a black hole to destroy the world!

->I figured it would be an accident of some sort. Folks always assume a supervillain is at fault when it's usually something mundane.
-->--'''Tiger'''

->I didn't mean to...It's like getting a new bicycle on Christmas! Even though it's snowing, you can't help but want to take it for a ride.

->You pitiful little man! This technology will change the world! Imagine energy so plentiful that nations would never again go to war over it! But all you see is a weapon, a tool for men like you to hold down--

->What am I going to do? I didn't know real heroes could get [[CelebrityParadox sued by fictional superheroes!]]