From Fiction
I dunno wot you been told,
Stormboy mobs is mighty bold,
We're da hardest of da lot,
We make you lot look like Grots.
— Stormboy drill-chant, Warhammer 40,000
Gave up my girlfriend and my family
Traded 'em in for a M60
Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen & Iraq
I don't care if I ever come back
From poor families how far we roam
So the rich kids can just stay at home
The VA hospital won't care for me
I'll probably end up homeless out in the dark
To get played on-screen by Marky Mark
Real Life — Marching
They say that in the Army, the chow is mighty fine, (Who said that?!)
A chicken jumped off the table, and started marking time, (Holy shit!)
Oh lord I wanna go,
But they won't let me go home, hey!
Artillery, King of the Battle!
We fought in every war, we lead the way!
Oh A- (boom!) A- (boom!) Artillery, King of the Battle!
We fought at Valley Forge, we lead the way!
Oh A- (boom!)...
Hi ho lock 'n load!
The engines are running we're ready to roll
And we are always ready to go
So early! So early! So early in the morning!
Real Life — Running
C-130 rollin' down the strip,
64 Rangers on a one-way trip,
Mission top-secret, destination unknown,
Don't even know if we're ever goin' home,
Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door,
Jump right out on the count of four,
If my main don't open wide,
I got a reserve by my side,
But if that one should fail me too,
Look out below 'cause I'm comin' through!
Sitting on a mountaintop beating my drum
Beat it so loud that the MPs come
I said, "MP, MP don't arrest me!"
Arrest that leg behind the tree
He stole the whiskey, he stole the wine
Now all I ever do is the double time!
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