"I bet you they won't play this song on the radio,
I bet you they won't play this new [beep] song!
It's not that it's [BUZZ!] or [HONK-HONK] controvesial,
It's just that the [ding!]ing words are awfully strong!"
—Monty Python, "I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On the Radio"
Slowbeef: You guys got somethin' other than glass breakin' and fartin'? ...Think I got a siren.
Proteus: I don't know, let me see what I can get on freesoundeffects.com.
Diabeetus: I'm gonna behead a chicken, you got one of them Yak Bak machines?
Kokonoe: Well, no reason not to tell you. First I intended to take his Inferno Divider and put it in a Carnage Scissors. Maybe a little Gauntlet Hades too? My goodness, I can only imagine what his Hell's Fang will Dead Spike!
I was thinking of moving it. Maybe on his chest. Or on his GIGANTIC TAGER!
"That was quite a tirade, Jen. It would have been even worse if Paul hadn't been so quick on the Profanity Buzzer."
— Denholm Reynholm, The IT Crowd
Jack O'Neill: You smarmy, self-righteous, opportunistic ass—
Intercom: (with siren) Unscheduled off-world activation.
Jack: You're nothing but a l—
Intercom: (with siren) Repeat, unscheduled off-world activation.
— Stargate SG-1, "Heroes, Part 1"