They went and cut the record, the record hit the charts
Someone in the newspaper said that it was art
The disco casanova had it heavy on the breath
The local teeny-bopper band was playing it to death
[...]
They cut another record, it never was a hit
Someone in the newspaper said it was shit
The drummer is a bookie, the singer is a whore
The bass player's selling clothes he never would have wore
Nick Lowe, "Shake and Pop"/"They Called It Rock"
This game sucks. Castlevania I and III are great, classic Nintendo games, but for Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, the game designers obviously were not thinking straight.
—The Angry Video Game Nerd, Castlevania II pilot episode
