Quotes / Somebody Set Up Us the Bomb

Sanford Scolex: You got me. Here, have a victory cigar.
John Brown: No thanks.
Sanford Scolex: (lights cigar) Remember, smoking kills. (tosses it)
John Brown: I don't smoke!
Sanford Scolex: Oh, really? You will now! (laughs evilly as the cigar lands near John's car. The "cigar" is actually a fuse.)
John Brown: Oh, boy—
'BOOM!'

Master Chief: Sir, permission to leave the station.
Admiral Hood: For what purpose, Master Chief?
Hood: ...permission granted.
Halo 2

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