%% '''Note:''' Most of the quotes here aren't for things that genuinely belong on any of the lists. Still, some quotes encapsulate the quality so perfectly.

->'''Martin''': Garbage! Who writes that stuff?
->'''Hugh''': Uh, I don't know.
->'''Martin''': It was mind-numbing. Someone owes me two hours of my life back. I even forgot to eat my popcorn!
-->--''WebAnimation/CartoonMonsoon'', "Oh, Shoot: Director's Cut"

->''Sometimes, sometimes bad is bad''
-->--'''Music/HueyLewisAndTheNews''', "Bad Is Bad"

->Everything about this is bad!
-->--'''Dipper Pines''' on the ShowWithinAShow "[[TastesLikeDiabetes Shimmery Twinkleheart and Cinnamon]]", ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "Little Gift Shop of Horrors"

->'''Elliot''': Why did we watch this?!
->'''Susan''': You were the one who wanted to know why it got a four percent approval rating!
->'''Elliot''': Why did we play god?!
-->--[[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1592 El Goonish shive]]

->That was… just bad. Not "SoBadItsGood". Just plain terrible.
-->--''VideoGame/TheSims3: Late Night'' had this as a tooltip for the moodlet "Saw Awful Film"

->This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again.
-->--'''Enid''', ''ComicBook/GhostWorld''

->That man has committed murder here this evenin' and the victim's name is 'theater'! This is the kind of mind-numbing schlock that's turning our society into a cultural wasteland! This isn't art! This isn't even [[ItsNotSupposedToWinOscars entertainment]]! This… '''blows!'''
-->--'''Lois Griffin''' on [[IdiotHero Peter]]'s [[AdaptationDecay Production]] of ''Theatre/TheKingAndI'', ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' ("[[Recap/FamilyGuyS2E7TheKingIsDead The King is Dead]]"). (Ironically, the show was well-received.)

->'''Butthead''': Whoa! I think I just figured something out, Beavis.\\
'''Beavis:''' What?\\
'''Butthead''': This sucks!\\
'''Beavis:''' Yeah! It ''really'' sucks!\\
'''Butthead''': This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before.

->'''Aubrey''': If that had sucked any more, the TV would have imploded upon itself.\\
'''Jason''': If a movie's that bad, it should be required by law to have [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 three silhouettes in the corner making fun of it]].

->They're bad. But not in the hilarious way.
-->--'''Knives Chau''' on some clothes, ''[[ComicBook/ScottPilgrim Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life]]''

->George Phblat's new film, '''Benji Saves the Universe''', has bought the word '''bad''' to new levels of badness. {{Bad acting|Tropes}}. [[SpecialEffectFailure Bad effects.]] Bad everything. This bad film just oozed rottenness from every bad scene… simply bad beyond all infinite dimensions of possible badness."[[note]]"Well, maybe not that bad, but lord, it wasn't good."[[/note]]
-->--'''Opus''', ''ComicStrip/BloomCounty''

->'''Music/{{Eminem}}''': How's orders looking for the first week?\\
'''Steve Berman''': It would be better if you gave me nothing at all. This album is less than nothing. I can't sell this fucking record... I'm gonna lose my fucking job over this.
-->--''Steve Berman (Skit)'', from ''Music/TheMarshallMathersLP''

->This is an unholy demon! I'm sending this back to Hell where it belongs!
-->--'''[[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Judge Claude Frollo]]'s''' opinion on WebVideo/TheIrateGamer, ''WebAnimation/TheFrolloShow'' ("Frollo Gets AIDS")

->Maybe this story is a new form of torture!
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime Wildberry Princess]]''', on the Ice King's ''Fionna and Cake'' fanfiction.

->That was honestly the worst movie I've ever seen... Is it even okay to call it a movie?
-->--'''Nagito Komaeda''' on Monokuma's ''[[Film/TheWizardOfOz The Wizard of Monomi]]'' movie, ''VisualNovel/SuperDanganRonpa2''

->[[WhamLine With eight letters,]] [=MostlyDifferent=] has conjured the most horrible word the English language might possible be capable. No other entry made me scream more in pure misery and anguish. Here’s the most horrible thing about it — it can mean so many things, but Disney/WinnieThePooh ejaculating onto someone is the least awful. The least! That’s the best case scenario of all the possible things [[spoiler:"Poohkake”]] can mean! More likely, it means a large group of people ejaculating onto Winnie the Pooh, while he rolls around in it and calls in hunny! Maybe keeps it in jars! Or worse, maybe the “pooh” is literal, and all the denizens of 100 Acre Wood are shitting on Pooh while he masturbates in a sexual frenzy! THESE ARE THE THINGS THE WORD [[spoiler:“POOHKAKE”]] MAKES PEOPLE THINK ABOUT BY ITS VERY EXISTENCE. [[MoodWhiplash MostlyDifferent, you win a free t-shirt.]] Also, I wish you had never been born.
-->-- '''Rob Bricken of Blog/ToplessRobot''' on the winner of the "You Fiction Friday" contest

->''The review you had on "Shark Sandwich", which was merely a two word review, just said "Shit Sandwich"''.
-->--'''Marty [=DiBergi=]''', ''Film/ThisIsSpinalTap'', reading a review of one of the band's albums
[[folder:Advertising Reviews]]
->The one crumb of comfort it's possible to draw from this commercial is the certain knowledge that everybody involved in making it, or merely watching it, will one day die.
-->-- '''Creator/CharlieBrooker''' on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8UV4I0RBeQ this]] Haribo Super Mix advert

->When I see it I think of fire, screaming and post-nuclear landscapes. It makes me long for death's icy embrace and an eternity in endless, unknowable limbo. [...] It's an awfulness so deep and broad it's like some abstract notion of evil; the merest hint of which is so fundamentally disturbing it would drive kind, sane men to murderous havoc. It makes me want to kill.
-->-- '''Website/AdTurds''' on Halifax's "ISA ISA Baby" advert

[[folder:Anime and Manga Reviews]]
->This show is an abomination. Thankfully, it seems to realize this, and compresses the awfulness into 6-minute episodes. Even then, there is nothing worth watching about this show. Avoid it like the plague. That is all. Thank you.
-->-- '''[=RandomRedneck=]''' on ''Manga/{{Gokujo}}''

->It's not even an anime like '''Anime/GarzeysWing''', where you can sit in front of the TV with your friends and make fun of it for an hour. That novelty wears off within the first five minutes.
-->-- '''American Anime Otaku''' on ''Anime/MasterOfMartialHearts''

->Very seldom do I come across an anime that I can honestly say I didn't enjoy at least a little bit. In this case, however, I had to stomach each episode as its flaws grew more and more grotesque. Each sliver of hope for redemption was spat on as the plot continued to drive itself into obscurity and chaotic pointlessness. Should you come across this title, do the world a favor and bury the DVD where no one else will have to suffer its torment.
-->--'''Nihon Review[='s=] Godai''', on [[http://www.nihonreview.com/anime/koi-koi-seven/ the anime adaption of]] ''Manga/KoiKoi7''

->If you are looking for [[SoBadItsGood an awful good time]], seek out a show like ''Manga/BigOrder'', which can at least offer some kind of ironically worthwhile experience in exchange for its crappiness. ''Anime/HandShakers'' is just an awful time, with nothing good about it. Some of its directorial blunders are definitely ones for the history books, but they're not worth sitting through the entire show to experience. Do yourself a favor and avoid ''Hand Shakers'' at all costs. Let the industry learn from its mistakes by letting this show fade into the anonymous oblivion of obscurity.
-->--'''Anime News Network''' on ''Anime/HandShakers''

->'''Phoenix''': I can't imagine anything being worse than this. A movie? A show? An anime? A book? ''[[InsultToRocks A five-year-old's crayon drawing of a bowl of chicken noodle soup]]?'' ''NOTHING!'' This makes ''Anime/SCryEd'' look ''dignified''. The art is ''terrible'', with an [[RealIsBrown all-consuming grayscale]] that [[DarknessInducedAudienceApathy drains the life out of you and never gives anything back]]. The animation is the worst, with an [[NoBudget obviously slashed budget]] that makes everything even more boring and gives absolutely zero exciting action beats or anything of value. The characters are [[EightDeadlyWords all either too pathetic or dickish to care about]], and the soundtrack is so terribly lazy that it could have been smashed up by a six-year-old on a friggin' toy piano. And don't even get me started on the story. The [[ShaggyDogStory nothing]], [[AntiClimax uneventful]], [[{{Infodump}} exposition-fest]] that this show is trying to desperately pass off as a ''narrative'', is insulting not only to ''Literature/TheEpicOfGilgamesh'', but to every one who has ever read it. It hurts me in the '''soul''' that millions of dollars that could have been spent to feeding the hungry and caring for the sick went to make this animated abomination! For shame. '''[[UpToEleven FOR SHAME]]'''!
->'''Fox Catcher''': And then there's the fact that the entire show is [[{{Squick}} just reproachfully disturbing]]. [[AmbiguousGenderIdentity Confused genders]], [[BrotherSisterIncest incest]], everyone's [[CreepyMonotone lifeless voice]] and [[EmptyEyes dead eyes]], the [[DeliberatelyMonochrome total lack of color]]... There's setting a tone, and then there's [[BrainBleach being corrosive to the senses]]. And this is most definitely the latter. It's also shocking to me that at the end of the day there isn't any silver lining with this show. There isn't ANY single merit left to it. Nothing. [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating It is one hundred percent terrible, and zero percent enjoyable]]. [[BeyondTheImpossible I didn't even think that was possible]] but to my utter horror, I've been proven wrong. [[SarcasmMode Thanks Japan]].
-->--'''WebVideo/{{Animerica}}''' on ''Anime/{{Gilgamesh}}''

[[folder:Comic Reviews]]
->'''Errors:''' This comic was produced.
-->--'''Wiki/TFWikiDotNet''' on ''[[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/The_Beast_Within The Beast Within]]'' comic

->If you like this comic, you are objectively wrong. I can prove it with graphs.
-->--'''''[[http://www.bleedingcool.com/2010/09/14/why-do-people-hate-azazel-anyway-blast-from-the-past-by-paul-obrien/ Bleeding Cool]]''''' on ''Uncanny X-Men #443''

->''Jesus fuck'', there is nothing right with this story. Nothing, on any level. The villains were ridiculous and ill-motivated, at least two of the characters involved were functionally invincible and lacked any sort of real motive, Spider-Man is an asshole, Scarlet Spider just battles things randomly, and we’re supposed to sympathize here with motherfucking [[NinetiesAntiHero Kaine]], who [[WellDoneSonGuy just wants the Jackal to love him]]? This story could only be redeemed if it could somehow kill off the Jackal and Spidercide [[TakeThatScrappy twenty or so more times]] within its pages, and even then it would only be somewhat passable.
-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_13_dumbest_spiderman_storiesjust_from_the_clon.php "The 13 Dumbest Spider-Man Stories…]] Just From ''ComicBook/TheCloneSaga''"

->I would [[KillItWithFire set this comic on fire]] right now if I wasn't afraid that I would breathe in the fumes and grow dumber as a result.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', [[http://atopthefourthwall.com/marville-5/ on]] ''Comicbook/{{Marville}} #5''.

->It’s essentially ''Film/TheRoom'' for comics… It’s tempting to just leave it at that, because really, there’s not much you can add to 'Comicbook/GreenArrow’s sidekick does heroin because he can’t get a boner' that would make it sound worse than it already is.
-->---'''''[=ComicsAlliance=]''''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/rise-of-arsenal-justice-league-worst/ on]] ''Justice League: The Rise of Arsenal #3''

->For years it seemed this project would remain a rumor, a cruel trick being played on all the men in their thirties still reading the same things they read in their teens. But after all the fallouts and reconciliations, oustings and bad schedules, the Creator/{{Image|Comics}} founders (kind of) were finally able to come together on ''Image United #1'', ''just making'' the deadline for Worst Comics of the Decade… the book goes down about as smooth as a crushed-glass martini.
-->--'''John Barker''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-worst-comics-of-the-decade-part-2/?trackback=tsmclip "The 15 Worst Comics of the Decade"]]

[[folder:Fanfiction Reviews]]
->I tried SO HARD to at least read chapter 1-2. I TRIED. This is absolutely PAINFUL. I experianced physical PAIN from this story. But hey, if anyone is ever doubting their writing skills, I'll direct them to this story. It'll make them feel much more secure about their abilities.
-->--'''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2816972/Lordoftheghostking28 Lordoftheghostking28]]''', on ''Fanfic/MyImmortal''.

->To be quite frank, this story cannot be described with any word(s) associated with/related to/have anything to do with anything positive in any way whatsoever. It is a waste of space, which is certainly saying something, taking into consideration the fact that it is posted online and therefore physically cannot actually take up space, much less be a waste of space... Please don't abuse such a wonderful thing by posting utter garbage. It's a disgrace.
-->--'''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1779974/Akumakami-Jada Akumakani Jada]]'''[='=]s flame of ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4633782/1/Timmy_makes_a_Wish Timmy makes a Wish]]''.

-> 6,000 years ago, in an ancient city, mankind came together to build a tower out of ''[[SophisticatedAsHell dicks.]]'' And God did say, [[EveryoneHasStandards "that is ]]''[[EveryoneHasStandards way]]'' [[EveryoneHasStandards too many dicks]]", and ''smote'' them, and made many languages; and from the ruins, '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU ATE! THE DICK! TOWER! OF BABYLON!]]'''"
-->--'''Matt''' of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNZ-mlJSraA&list=PLc6B9X_5NYG9BIn6SYWaXGoBeq2JJ26db&index=1 BAD CREEPYPASTA]]'', to the author of ''How Jeff Killed Christmas''

->When I said I envied the dead before, this was based on the assumption that when we die there is no afterlife, just obliteration and void and blackness. While I used to be scared at the idea of my soul dying, now I’m genuinely looking forward to it. If there’s no me, then there’s no me who has read this story. That sounds like the sweetest release of all.
-->'''Rob Bricken''' of ''Website/ToplessRobot'' on ''[[http://www.therobotsvoice.com/2012/05/fan_fiction_friday_fievel_from_american_tail_in_th.php The Fievel Story]]''

[[folder:Film -- Animated Reviews]]
->...whether it was made for 65 million dollars or just [[NoBudget 65 dollars]], there is ''nothing'' to be proud of in this movie. Everybody should be ashamed for even acknowledging it ''exists''. I feel like Beelzebub's ballsack just for drawing attention to it!\\\
The animation is the worst. [The characters] never look alive. The jokes are the worst. They never once get a laugh. The characters are the worst. They're all just stereotypes of stereotypes. The plot is the worst. It's a joke. Literally. It's all written as a joke, but one with no good setup or punchline. It is one of the worst pieces of commercialized dog shit I have ever seen in my entire life!
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on ''WesternAnimation/{{Foodfight}}''

->I think this whole entire film was some idiot looking through the garbage, finding the shredded first drafts of successful films, taping them together, typing it up on a computer, setting the computer on fire, inhaling the fumes, death, and this was the mocking eulogy some asshole gave at his funeral. And that... is the best-case scenario.
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''WesternAnimation/NormOfTheNorth''

->If you ate a copy of the worst cartoon you can think of, you’d still probably crap something better than ''Animation/{{Ratatoing}}''.
-->-- '''Ed Liu''', [[http://www.toonzone.net/2007/11/ratatoing-how-low-can-you-go-a-lot-lower-than-you-want-to-know/ ToonZone]]

->Parents should take their children to '''WesternAnimation/{{Hoodwinked}} Too! Hood Vs. Evil''', if only because kids are never too young to learn the important and liberating skill of walking out of a movie and demanding a refund.
-->--'''[[http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/movies/kid_friendly_spoof_of_fairy_tale_8kLgGfanRzGa2YkawC1z9K Kyle Smith]]'''[='=] review of ''Hoodwinked Too'', ''New York Post''

->This movie hurt me. It’s worse than ''Disney/HomeOnTheRange''. It’s worse than ''Disney/ChickenLittle''. It’s worse than the [[{{Squick}} live-action bits]] of ''Film/OsmosisJones''. It’s worse than ''WesternAnimation/RockADoodle''. DO NOT ALLOW YOUR CHILDREN TO SEE THIS MOVIE. Bury it deep underground where it cannot harm anyone. Send it to a place of rock and metal where nothing grows. [[ItMakesSenseInContext And tell your damn wife where that is, so she doesn’t send him to Central freaking Park instead]].
-->--'''[[http://allthedisneymovies.blogspot.com/2014/11/a-troll-in-central-park-sullivan-bluth.html Brian Lynch's My Year Without Disney]]''' on ''WesternAnimation/ATrollInCentralPark''

->''WesternAnimation/TheWild'' just constantly TAKES… and TAKES and TAKES AND TAKES until there's nothing LEFT OF YOU!
-->--'''[[http://duckyworth.deviantart.com/journal/Duckyworth-s-Thoughts-Disney-s-The-Wild-2006-351476186 Duckyworth]]'''[='=]s review of ''WesternAnimation/TheWild''

->''"Describing this as the 'best' of the abysmal animated '''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}''' trilogy is like indicating a slight preference for being locked in a sweatbox instead of waterboarded: Either way, you feel enormous gratitude when it’s over.''
-->--'''[[http://nypost.com/p/entertainment/movies/maddening_madagascar_Xbcsz1RvtMz3kqfkELFjVN Lou Lumenick]]''' on ''Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted''

->''"This is not a deep message about emotional repression. Creator/{{Sony}} said this, because they know that’s exactly what the generation wanted to hear. No challenge whatsoever, just pandering. This is the most sinister experiment Sony has ever made. When they finally realize they can make absolute food trough pig trash as long as it has a popular culture reference to it, and it would still somehow sell enough to make a profit. Please, I implore you, don’t see this movie.
-->--'''WebVideo/PhantomStrider''' on ''WesternAnimation/TheEmojiMovie''

[[folder:Film -- Live-action Reviews]]
->This film is frequently hampered by the fact that it's horrible.
-->--'''James Lileks''', on ''[[http://lileks.com/institute/100mysteries/19.html A Study in Scarlet]]''.

->If you liked this movie, then you probably don't exist.
-->--'''Website/{{Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18645_6-great-novels-that-were-hated-in-their-time_p2.html on]] ''Film/SonOfTheMask''.

->This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. [[InsultToRocks This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels]].
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''', [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20010420/REVIEWS/104200304/1023 on]] ''Film/FreddyGotFingered''.

->There's [[SoBadItsGood camp-fun bad]] and [[BileFascination interestingly horrible bad]], and then there's just awful. ''{{Film/Movie 43}}'' is the ''Film/CitizenKane'' of awful.
-->-- '''Richard Roeper's''' [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130123/REVIEWS/130129973 review]] of ''{{Film/Movie 43}}''

->This was not made, it was committed. This cannot be screened, it can only be inflicted.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]]''', on ''Sweet Movie''

->Should the makers of '''Nukie''' wish to use computer graphics imaging to retroactively enhance their movie, we recommend they [[OrwellianEditor digitally remove the whole movie.]]
-->--'''''[[http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/nukie.htm Jabootu]]''''' on ''Nukie''

->This isn't funny. It isn't even unfunny. It's something close to anti-funny.
-->--'''Robbie Collin''' [[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/filmreviews/10929958/Mrs-Browns-Boys-DMovie-review-anti-funny.html on]] ''[[Series/MrsBrownsBoys Mrs Brown's Boys D'Movie]]''

->I have a really hard time not calling ''Film/HighlanderTheSource'' the single worst movie I have ever seen. ''Film/TriumphOfTheWill'' has always stood out as the iconic terrible film to me, with monstrous content supporting the Nazi party and a pace that makes it feel like a week of torture, but it at least had some artful directing to it...''The Source'' isn’t even [[SoBadItsGood something I can laugh at.]] It’s like somebody systematically set out to make the worst movie of all time and proceeded to accomplish that goal with all the precision efficiency of an unstoppable bad movie-making machine.
-->--'''''[[http://screamsheet.wordpress.com/2011/01/27/highlander-the-source-part-one/ The Screamsheet]]'''''

->'''Matt''': It’s like [[RandomEventsPlot a kid’s painting made into a movie]].\\
'''Chris''': The script, the direction, the wardrobe, the props --[=BloodRayne’s=] swords are rounded at the end! -- nobody cares.\\
'''Matt''': The movie’s just this collection of perfunctory elements that an alien might think should be in a human film… What I’m saying is that Uwe Boll [[HughMann may not be human]].
-->--'''Chris Sims and Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-bloodrayne-2005-part-two// on]] ''{{Film/Bloodrayne}}''

->'''Mike''': One, in particular, might have been the worst movie I have ever seen in my whole life. And I'm sure everyone at this table would agree.\\
'''Rich''': No, it's not the worst of my whole life. It's bad though. ''[[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0183881/ Things.]] Things''! How can you ever say that after seeing ''Things''?\\
'''Jessi''': You know… you know, ''Things'' had redeeming qualities. This movie had no redeeming qualities.\\
'''Mike''': ''Things'' is more entertaining. This is just loathsome.
-->--''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst'' on ''Film/NationalLampoonsChristmasVacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure''

->… once in a while there is a movie so bad that it takes you to a place beyond good and evil and abandons you there, shivering and alone.
-->--'''[[http://www.slate.com/id/2193942/ Dana Stevens]]'''[='=] review of ''Film/TheLoveGuru'' in ''Slate''

->Hey, don’t blame me… I had nothing to do with writing or filming this.\\\
I didn’t put together a storyboard with [[AC:[[BrainBleach 'RALPHIE HUMPS MANNEQUIN']]]] on it.\\\
That was someone else.\\\
Someone evil.\\\
Possibly Satan himself.
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' on ''[[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/310/ A Christmas Story 2]]''

->No "Director's Cut" and no "{{fan edit}}" could restore ''any'' semblance of dignity to this egregious pile of shame. ''Beastmaster 2'' single-handedly [[FranchiseKiller torpedoed a once-promising sword & sorcery movie franchise]] and turned a cult favorite into a punchline. It was cheaper, dumber, and far more annoying; a complete betrayal of Don Coscarelli's original classic by relocating the Beastmaster [[InNameOnly into modern Los Angeles.]] It's so bad, you can't even get it on DVD. I mean, ''Highlander 2''? Pfft, no problem. But '''''this?''''' ''Sheeeeet.''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''[[Film/TheBeastmaster Beastmaster]] 2: Through the Portal of Time''

->*start scene*\\\
''[[Creator/EddieMurphy Eddie]] walks into (location): School/Police Station/Old Navy/Nightclub and [[TheUnsmile looks creepy]]''\\\
''Actor initiates dialog to find out why Eddie Murphy looks like a creepy bastard.''\\\
''Eddie remains silent and creepy/will mimic the actor in an annoying game of mirror mirror.''\\\
''Actor defies all reason and continues to talk to the creepy man [[MemeticMolester instead of calling police.]]''\\\
''Eddie continues to try to milk the joke.''\\\
''I die a little inside.''\\\
* end scene*
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/09/27/meet-dave-2008-brian-robbins/ on]] ''Film/MeetDave''

->And speaking of Bay et al. excusing themselves--there’s a brief diversion where the screenplay dabbles in Texas consent laws to explain why it’s okay for the 20-year-old boyfriend to be dating a 17-year-old--I’m almost impressed at this commitment to being completely horrible.
-->--'''[[http://www.hollywoodbitchslap.com/review.php?movie=23474&reviewer=429 Brett Gallman]]''' on ''Film/TransformersAgeOfExtinction''

->It's so bad that I almost want other people to see it too so that they can see just how bad a movie can be. The only thing is, I'm not that cruel. I would never recommend anyone waste their money on this movie. It would only encourage the filmmakers to make more movies.
-->--'''[[http://www.threemoviebuffs.com/review/shark-night Scott Nash]]''', on ''Film/SharkNight''.

->It's not just bad; it's a different kind of bad. It's the kind of bad you're watching, and you look at God, and you're like, "I-Wha-? I'm sorry! Whatever it was...Whatever I did to piss you off, I'm really sorry."
-->-- '''Jeremy Jahns''', on ''Film/TheLegendOfHercules''

->A movie that made me hate the idea of movies.
-->--'''[[http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/68631/paul-blart-mall-cop-2/ Francise Rizzo III]]''' on ''Film/PaulBlartMallCop 2''

->{{Film/PIXELS}} [is] so bad it requires a new review scale: in lieu of stars, "how many fingers should the filmmakers be allowed to [[{{Fingore}} KEEP]]?"
-->--'''{{WebVideo/Moviebob}}'''[='=]s [[https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/623294355734953984 Twitter feed]]

->Creator/SarahJessicaParker sort of kind of teased that a ''[[strike:Sex and the Retirement Community 1]]'' ''Film/SexAndTheCity 3'' movie was happening, but Warner Bros. pretty much shat on that rumor by saying that a third one isn’t in the works. Besides, if there were talks for a [=SATC3=] movie, we’d definitely know it. Every [[UsefulNotes/GoldenRaspberryAward Razzie]] voting member would immediately [[KnowWhenToFoldEm turn in their membership]], because their tolerance for watching dried cinematic turds stops at another SATC movie.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/05/12/night-crumbs-348/ Michael K.]]'''

->Just thinking about writing a review for this movie [[SarcasmFailure gave me a headache.]] Accurately representing the shittiness that is "Don't Be Scared" almost certainly requires something more along the lines of a novel. (And of course, it would be a pretty shitty novel.)
-->--'''[[http://www.blackhorrormovies.com/dontbescared.htm Black Horror Movies]]''', on ''Don't Be Scared''

->I highly recommend seeing this film, as it will elevate the standing of every bad film you ever see.
-->--'''An Website/IMDb review''' of ''Film/GoingOverboard''

->It’s terrible, awful, horrible, dreadful, unpleasant, horrid, repulsive, and I’m running out of synonyms.
-->--''Chronicle-Herald''[='=]s [[http://thechronicleherald.ca/artslife/51509-devil-inside-had-audience-swearing-screen review]] of ''Film/TheDevilInside''

->It is memorably awful. It is stunningly awful. It is so awful that we are fortunate that 'awful' has an adverbial use that means 'very' or 'extremely.' This movie is awfully awful.
-->--'''[[http://movies.nytimes.com/2013/03/23/movies/inappropriate-comedy-directed-by-vince-offer.html Neil Genzlinger]]''', on ''In-APP-ropriate Comedy'' in ''The New York Times''

->'''''The Upside:''''' ''At some point, it ends.''\\
'''''The Downside:''' The true downside of the film is that it even exists.''
-->--[[http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/reviews/review-inappropriate-comedy.php Kate Erbland]], on ''In-APP-ropriate Comedy''

->What if nothing is ever funny again? What if the movie has obliterated your sense of humor? And then it's over--thankfully it's only about 80 minutes long, even if it feels like 80 days--you leave and go outside into the sunlight and get an ice cream and suddenly everything's okay again.
-->--'''Dave White''', on ''Film/VampiresSuck''

->This is the worst thing that no one should ever have to see! It's awful, it's terrible, it's... it's so bad I am forced to make up my own words to describe how bad it is. This movie is... is... ''[[{{Portmanteau}} Horribufuckus]]!''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIII''

->It's a Russian-American co-production, and I have to say that on the basis of this I want the Cold War to start again now. I want missiles out, I want full-on aggression, because if this is what cooperation looks like, I'm not having any of it.
-->--'''Creator/MarkKermode''', on ''Film/{{Captivity}}''

->It is so [[SuckinessIsPainful painfully]] [[DudeNotFunny unfunny]] and so horrifically boring and [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids completely unaware of its demographic]] that I am positive that kids and adults will leave this movie wanting their money back.
-->--'''Creator/ChrisStuckmann''', on ''Film/NineLives2016''

[[folder:Live-action TV Reviews]]
->The most jarring gap in quality in ''Doctor Who''’s history. The most colossal lapse of judgment in ''Doctor Who''’s history. A story that had everything riding on it that just completely blew it. Every single thing about this story is a bad idea. It’s outright impossible to figure out what they were thinking. On top of that, you have the Doctor and Peri in a creepy [[LooksLikeSheIsEnjoyingIt domestic violence/Stockholm syndrome]] scene. No wonder [[FranchiseKiller the series was cancelled.]]
-->--'''Dr. Phil Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2013/08/a-not-review-blog-of-many-colours.html on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS21E7TheTwinDilemma}} "The Twin Dilemma"]]

->The script feels as though it has been written by a [[RatedMForMoney teenage horny illiterate geek]]; there is no moment of sophistication or charm or relief. As far as I know this is the only time I will ever give this mark: '''0/10'''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/cyberwoman-written-chris-chibnall-and.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''{{Series/Torchwood}}'', [[{{Recap/TorchwoodS1E4Cyberwoman}} "Cyberwoman"]]

->They say [[MonkeysOnATypewriter an infinite number of monkeys and an infinite number of typewriters]] could eventually reproduce all the works of Creator/WilliamShakespeare, but this? ''Three'' monkeys, ''no'' typewriters, just a whole lot of [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation]] and shit-throwing would've accomplished the same thing. There is a vault where copies of all the greatest works of our culture are placed so that they'll never be lost. I am petitioning to have an even deeper one made for this so it can '''never be found'''.
-->--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}''', on the ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' episode "[[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS06E23ProfitAndLace Profit and Lace]]"

->'[[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS2E15Threshold Threshold]]' is an episode of '''Series/StarTrekVoyager'''. And it is the only indefensible hour in the entire history of '''Franchise/StarTrek'''. I don't mean it's the only hour I can't defend. I mean it's the only hour nobody can defend. And nobody does. This is important, because while there are worse things in the world than '''Star Trek''', there is no fanbase [[BrokenBase more diverse in opinion]]. And they all hate 'Threshold'.
-->--'''Bryan Lambert''', ''[[http://www.youaredumb.net/ You Are Dumb]]''

->BBC iPlayer can be a double-edged sword. On one hand it has freed us all from the tyranny of television schedules, but on the other it means you now have a month to watch ''Len Goodman’s Partners in Rhyme''. A whole month to chance upon this fermented kaleidoscope of dung. A whole month to watch it while your brain involuntarily smashes against the inside of your skull in a frantic bid for damage limitation. A whole month to send the link to all your friends to make sure it actually exists and you’re not just having a psychotic episode.
-->--'''Stuart Heritage''', [[https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/aug/24/len-goodmans-partners-in-rhyme-toddlers-drawing on]] ''Len Goodman's Partners in Rhyme''

[[folder:Literature Reviews]]
->This book [[BrokeTheRatingScale doesn't deserve a number]]. It doesn't even deserve to be listed. To list it implies some value, even as a marker for the lows of the series. But this book doesn't deserve the attention it will garner just by virtue of its position... ''Chicken Chicken'' [[KnowWhenToFoldEm very nearly ended the blog]] two years ago, but I ultimately decided to push forward.
-->-- [[Blog/BloggerBeware Troy Steele]], on why he didn't give the ''Literature/{{Goosebumps}}'' Book #53, ''[[http://www.bloggerbeware.com/2008/07/r-e-t-r-o-s-p-e-c-t-find-out-what-it.html Chicken Chicken]]'' a rating.

[[folder:Music Reviews]]
->I hate every second of this. Everything about this song is unpleasant. This actually '''[[EvilSmellsBad smells]]''' bad. I can smell this through my speakers… This is what ''all'' pop music must sound like to people who hate pop music. And if you DO hate all pop music, I can't even imagine what this sounds like to you. To you, this must sound like armpit farts and the screams of innocent children.
-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', on Music/{{Kesha}}'s "Blah Blah Blah".

->[[SuckinessIsPainful Oh, God, it hurts! It hurts so much!]] Oh, God, it's so awful! It's like the worst parts of five different genres rolled into one! So bad! It's...[[DespairEventHorizon I'm sad all the time...I can't sleep at night,]] [[HeroicBSOD I have these horrible thoughts in my head and I can't fight them off, and....what's the point? What's the point of anything?!]] What am I even doing here?! Why don't I just go ahead and...oh, it's over. Thank God. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Sorry. That song sends me to some weird places.]]
-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', again, on the "Hoedown Throwdown" from Series/HannahMontana: [[TheMovie The Movie]]

->Lovin' you may be easy because you're beautiful, but hating this song is dead simple because it's ''awful.''
-->--'''WebVideo/BennettTheSage''', on Minnie Riperton's "Lovin' You" (in "The Top 20 Worst No. 1 Hits")

->I wholeheartedly believe that [Music/{{Lionel Richie}}'s] "Ballerina Girl" is responsible for 90 percent of the violent crimes in North America today.
-->--'''A submission''' to Creator/{{Dave Barry}}'s Worst Song Survey

->...she'd play "Don't You Care" by the Buckinghams, and I'd make a noise like a person barfing up four feet of intestine, and Marcy would say, "OK, that's a 'Don't Like.'"
-->--'''Dave Barry''', again, "Mustang Davey"

->I've been writing this review site for more than seven years...and in all that time I've heard some truly horrendous, unlistenable records - records that rate at the very bottom of a metric 1-10 scale. Your ''[[Music/LouReed Metal Machine Music]]'', your ''[[Music/ToriAmos Y Kant Tori Read]]'' -- heck, on this page alone, Music/{{Madonna}} has scored a couple of 1s. But in all my years of reviewing - from the beginning of the 20th century clear through to the end of the 21st -- I never expected to come across an album with such a volative mixture of uncreative melody, embarrassing production and offensive, moronic lyricism that it would physically [[BrokeTheRatingScale bust through the bottom of my scale and force my wife to design a graphic for "ZERO."]] After all, how would one go about getting a ZERO on a scale of 1 to 10? Genius that she is, Madonna has figured it out!
-->--'''Mark Prindle''' on Madonna's ''American Life''

->''What happened? Is Blackout half deaf? Did he really this badly miscommunicate the music? It hardly sounds anything like the original. It's a fucking insult to Mega Man.''
-->--'''Levelengine''', on the butchered port of [[VideoGame/MegaMan4 Cossack Stage 1]] featured in ''VideoGame/HammerBrother''

->Long-time [=VGJunk=] readers may remember that a few years ago I wrote about the SNES version of ''Film/WaynesWorld''. [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames That game]] was, and remains, one of the most unpleasant experiences I’ve ever had with a 16-bit platformer – a joyless, punishing slog through a series of ghastly mazes that reached a stunning nadir with a rendition of [[{{Music/Queen}} Bohemian Rhapsody]] so bad I’m surprised Freddie Mercury’s ghost didn’t fly down from his opulent heavenly pleasure palace and batter whoever created it into a coma.
-->--'''Blog/VGJunk''', on the aforementioned game's infamous rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody"

->It’s a bad record, and what’s more it’s a deliberately bad record: a record whose badness has been specifically calibrated to appeal to people who find the idea of a small child making a record endearing, but only if said child makes something this toothily, winsomely, perkily, grotesquely, exploitatively ''bad.'' To be fair there is also a market for spookily competent children as well as angelically rubbish ones – recent show ''Britain’s Got Talent'' had one of each in its final as far as I could see, though both were beaten by an opera singer. A child performer as bouncily horrible as Little Jimmy, though, manages to shame even this ignoble variety tradition, as well as being a poisonous force in pop. Poisonous because this stuff ''sold'' and taught promoters that you didn’t even need the veneer of songcraft or production quality of a “Grandad” to make a smash. ''Five weeks,'' for mercy’s sakes – and only the first of them at Xmas, so that’s almost a MONTH of Little Jimmy souring the already bleak midwinter.
-->--'''Tom Ewing''' of Freaky Trigger [[http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2007/06/little-jimmy-osmond-long-haired-lover-from-liverpool/ on]] Little Jimmy Osmond's "Long-Haired Lover from Liverpool"

[[folder: Other Reviews]]
->Imagine if there was a logo that is actually a hate letter to other logo's which favored rich animation and overall excitement. ''Class Video'' is actually that. Nothing ever happens over the course of 1 minute, even causing you to forget about every other logo I've mentioned on this list.
-->--''SnowflakesOmega'', about the ''Class Video'' logo, on the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8ikinuNNqo Top 30 Cheesiest Argentine Home Video logo's]]

->How did Creator/CentralParkMedia find the literal ''worst voice actors on the planet?!'' Is there just, like, something in the water in New York City that makes everyone sound like an asshole? People were given money... People were given real currency for their performances (American, too, not Canadian or anything like that, no)... Actual bank notes--denoting a set amount of wealth legitimized by our government's treasury--were given to people to sound like '''''THIS.'''''
-->--''WebVideo/BennettTheSage'', on the English voice acting in ''[[http://benthesage.com/anime-abandon-sins-of-the-sisters/ Sins of the Sisters]]''

[[folder:Video Game Reviews]]
->''{{VideoGame/Pong}}'' is better. And ''Pong'' is only, like, three lines and a ball. Those little Tiger electronic wrist games, ''those'' are better than ''Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde''... Okay, you've seen the game. Now that should satisfy all your curiosity.\\\
If you are curious enough to play it, just do yourself a favor and don't. I mean, if you're like a hardcore Nintendo fan as I am, and you have to have every single game in your collection, please do yourself an enormous favor and just stay the fuck away from this awful piece of shit. Don't even buy it used for, like, 1¢ or whatever. That shiny gold copper will be worth a fortune someday compared to this awful pile of steaming goat shit.\\\
I mean, don't even ''download'' it. No matter how curious you are, just do yourself a favor and never play it, because, you will be wishing for the rest of your life that you could invent a time machine and go back to the day you played that game and just fuckin' kill yourself. If you ever find that game, if you ever see it, smash it. '''Smash it with a hammer.''' [[NoKillLikeOverkill Smash it 'til every tiny fragment is like, is so small, it's invisible.]] I mean, you'd rather super-glue your asshole shut than play that game.
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde'' (NES)

->You know, sometimes I wish that instead of just a power off button, the UsefulNotes/{{Nintendo|EntertainmentSystem}} had a FUCK YOU button that launched the cartridge out fast enough it would shatter on the wall. It might kill a few kids, but once you show how much'' '''[[TheProblemWithLicensedGames Wayne's World]]''' ''needs to be destroyed, any judge would rule all the deaths as acceptable losses.
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', "[[http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/basedoncrap03.htm Based on Crap]]".

->There comes a point when something can no longer be a believable mistake and has to be a result of intentional malice. '''Double Dragon II: Wander of the Dragons''' runs screaming past that point within the first five minutes and then proceeds to spend the next couple of hours desperately trying to [[DarthWiki/RuinedForever ruin everything you ever loved]] about '''VideoGame/DoubleDragon''', video games in general, and the concept of happiness itself.
-->--'''Hardcore Gamer[='s=] [[http://www.hardcoregamer.com/2013/04/18/review-double-dragon-ii-wander-of-the-dragons/ Nikola Suprak]]''', on ''Double Dragon II: Wander of the Dragons''.

->You don't '''play''' it. It '''happens''' to you. You '''survive''' it. Maybe you pick up a few entertaining stories along the way. Maybe you just walk away with a hefty dose of emotional trauma. Either way, you're still out 50 bucks and your last pale glimmer of faith in humanity.
-->--'''''Magazine/ElectronicGamingMonthly''[='s=] Josh Harmon''', on ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyBlackOps: [[http://www.egmnow.com/articles/reviews/egm-review-call-of-duty-black-ops-declassified/ Declassified]]''.

->Aquaman hit store shelves for a full $20 and received such crowning scores as: '''''[[ApocalypticLog RUN! RUN! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, RUUUUUUN!]]'''''
-->--'''WebVideo/JonTron''', on ''Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis''

->Perhaps the plan was to [[DumpMonths release this game right at the start of the year]] so that it might be forgotten about by now, or at least eclipsed by something ''even worse'' like, for example, a game that [[TheAggressiveDrugDealer comes with free crystal meth.]] Yes, it's ''{{VideoGame/Amy}}'', an uncontroversial choice perhaps, but my god, there's offensively bad and then there's the kind of bad that dresses up like Hitler and starts doing impressions of people with cerebral palsy.
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', "Best and Worst of 2012"

->''VideoGame/SonicBoom'' taught me to hate. I ''thought'' I hated before ''Sonic Boom''[='s=] existence, but I realize that was a child's daydream of loathing... Sega's final insult, ''Sonic Boom'', is a reminder that [[DespairEventHorizon we're all going to fucking die.]]
-->--'''Creator/JimSterling''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_O4K5HQtgo "Top Ten Shittiest Games of 2014"]]

->At one point ''Postal III'' tasks you with collecting HIV-infected cats; I'd rather do that in real life than play this awful game again.
-->--'''[[http://www.gameinformer.com/games/postal_iii/b/pc/archive/2012/01/30/postal-iii-review-offensive-for-all-the-wrong-reasons.aspx Phil Kollar]]''', in Game Informer's review of '''VideoGame/{{Postal}} III'''.

->… I mentioned it made little kids cry. Upon further review, I was wrong: it makes grown men weep like babies.
-->--'''[[Website/ScrewAttack Stuttering Craig]]''' on ''3D VideoGame/{{Ballz}}'', "[[http://www.gametrailers.com/videos/swoibi/screwattack-s-video-game-vault-video-game-vault--3d-ballz Top Ten Worst]] {{Fighting Game}}s".

->'''Shmorky''': Trying to tell someone that they're playing this game 'wrong' is like trying to tell someone that they're playing in the sewers wrong.\\
'''Lowtax''': If they're playing the game, yes, it's inherently wrong.\\
'''Shmorky''': It's like trying to tell someone they jumped off a cliff the wrong way.
-->--'''[[LetsPlay/GamingGarbage Gaming Garbage/Video Game Abomination Broadcasting]]''', LetsPlay ''VideoGame/CryOfFear'' [[http://youtu.be/FbLIqWxRsb4?t=17m12s Part 6]]

->I hate this game. I hate it more than I have ever hated anything before in my life. I hate [[IncessantMusicMadness the endlessly looping ten seconds of music]], I hate the way Chu can [[ObviousBeta stand on thin air and fall through solid objects]], and I hate that such a cool name was wasted on a game like this. Most of all, I hate that I can't give this game the score it deserves because [[BrokeTheRatingScale the SA rating system won't let me use scientific notation.]]
-->--'''Taylor "Psychosis" Bell''', on ''[[http://www.somethingawful.com/rom-pit/master-chu-drunkard/ Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu]]''

->It's actually pretty rare that we run across a game this bad… I'd rather run ''over'' it, and I'd definitely back up [[DeaderThanDead just to make sure it was totally destroyed]].
-->--'''''IGN''''' on '''[[http://www.ign.com/articles/1998/10/30/extreme-paintbrawl Extreme Paintbrawl]]'''

->Creator/{{Ubisoft}} and AMA Studios didn't drop the ball on this; they weren't even invited to the sport in which the ball exists.
-->--'''[[http://www.gamesradar.com/fighters-uncaged-review/ GamesRadar]]''', on ''Fighters Uncaged''

->Do yourself a favor and avoid this game like the plague. In fact, avoid it like you would avoid something that you avoid '''more''' than the plague.
-->--'''[[http://www.gamefaqs.com/portable/gbadvance/review/R76035.html A GameFAQs review]]''' of ''VideoGame/YuGiOhReshefOfDestruction''.

->The fun never stops with ''Super Boxing''. That is only because you can't stop something that doesn't start.
-->--'''[[http://www.lemon64.com/?mainurl=http%3A//www.lemon64.com/reviews/view.php%3Fid%3D578 Ali Pouladi]]'''[[http://www.lemon64.com/?mainurl=http%3A//www.lemon64.com/reviews/view.php%3Fid%3D578 review]] of ''[[http://www.lemon64.com/?mainurl=http%3A//www.lemon64.com/games/details.php%3FID%3D3651 Super Boxing]]'' for the UsefulNotes/{{Commodore64}}.

->You know what?\\\
Fuck you Sonic, fuck you Tails, fuck you balls, fuck you [[ScrappyLevel Aquatic Base]], fuck you Shadow, fuck you [[TheScrappy Silver]], fuck you [[GoddamnedBats laser fence]], fuck you [[InterspeciesRomance Elise]], FUCK EVERYONE! '''[[ClusterFBomb FUCK THIS GAME!]]'''
-->--'''[=TheHelldragon=]''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L3Ayy444AA#t=7m12s Sonic The Hedgehog (2006) Playthrough, THD Edition: Sonic (Part 13)]]''.

->This is truly one of the most unplayable piles of excrement on the face of the planet. Don't buy it, don't give it a try, don't even look at the cover art! In fact, I recommend never to watch this review ever again... seeing this abomination displayed more than once might result in complications.
-->--'''Aqualung Game Reviews''', on the UsefulNotes/{{Atari 2600}} ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-yXeboXuVo Karate]]''

->''''Fortress Of Fear'' was of course the sequel to ''Ironsword: Wizards And Warriors II'' and in that NES game's packaging the protagonist ''Kuros'' had on the cover the romance-icon Fabio shortly before he inexplicably transcended into an international celebrity. However while Fabio was ostensibly the player's avatar in ''Ironsword'' it was ''Fortress Of Fear'' that made people truly feel like Fabio. Specifically it made them feel like Fabio that one time when a bird smacked him into the face while riding a rollercoaster. Yes, ''Wizards And Warriors X'' (or is that ''Wizards and Warriors 10''?) is the video game equivalent of being smashed in the face with a bird at high velocities. It is not a good game.''\\\
''In fact it is arguably the worst we have seen today on Gameboy. There have been some rough entries so far to be sure: ''Hyper Lode Runner'' [[EarlyGameHell had no learning curve]], ''Castlevania: The Adventure'' [[OldShame utterly failed to live up to its legacy]] and poor ''Shogi'', [[LoadsAndLoadsOfLoading that involved such complex AI-manoeuvres that it nearly broke the Game Boy]]. None of those games were legitimately bad. All of them offered some sort of redeeming factor. Even [[SeinfeldIsUnfunny the lackluster and badly dated]] ''Baseball'' [[SubvertedTrope was decently entertaining as a 2-player fare]]. With ''Fortress Of Fear'' however there is nothing of value.''
-->-- '''Jeremy Parish''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL9Y1f2KfSc Game Boy World #26: Wizards & Warriors X: Fortress]]

->''This is the worst game I have ever played in my life. That's not something I say lightly, I've played countless bad games because I really like bad games. [[SoBadItsGood I find them to be a lot of fun]]. But this is so bad, I can't find it that much fun. It just makes me uneasy. To the very core, it actually affects me. It is just so... fucking bad.''
-->--'''{{LetsPlay/Critikal}}''', on ''VideoGame/LimboOfTheLost''

->''What kind of game is this?! Is this some sort of '''''[[DrivenToMadness insanity test?!]]''''' Well, ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm done.]]'' '''[[TooSpicyForYogSothoth I'm sorry, but that's all I can do!]] This game doesn't even ''[[InsultToRocks qualify]]'' [[InsultToRocks as shit!]] [[UpToEleven It's like the equivalent of shit taking a shit!]] This is unspeakably, ''[[UpToEleven shockingly]]'' bad. It's sickeningly ''LOATHSOME!'' It's a fucking ''[[MindRape suffering to the mind!]]'' It's a bunch of fuck, and it doesn't belong on this planet!'''''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/Superman64''

->''And now... what was the worst game? Can you think of one? Is there one still stuck in your brain? There was one I just couldn't get out of my brain for being quite possibly the worst game in the world- in fact, I'd say quite possibly the worst game in the universe, because I don't think there's an alien species fucking stupid enough to come up with something as bad as ''Galactic Hitman''. The same level repeated with the same enemies repeated [[ObviousBeta that wouldn't fire at you if you weren't looking at them and if you crouched they'd miss and you could see bits of the level through it]] [[ShaggyDogStory and there was no real point to any of it]] [[ObviousBeta and you could fire your gun without actually hitting the fire button]] and... just... '''so bad'''. Like so... seriously, [[SuckinessIsPainful I think we should get Geneva involved, because it's technically a weapon of mass destruction.]] If you air-dropped that shit onto North Korea, they would surrender immediately, [[MoralEventHorizon but you'd be morally bankrupt forever and everyone would hate you.]] It just should be destroyed. You know they buried E.T. in the desert because there were too many copies of it? I think we should bury all copies of Galactic Hitman [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill in the sun, just to make sure that [every copy of Galactic Hitman was] absolutely, positively, 100% destroyed, removed, and obliterated from this fucking planet so no one ever has to suffer through that piece of undeniable... shit ever again.]]''
-->--'''{{LetsPlay/NerdCubed}}''', on ''Galactic Hitman''

->''You know you have that curve, that... the whole idea of the graph where something is good and then slowly, as the quality declines, it becomes bad, and then you have a sweet spot where something's SoBadItsGood? It doesn't even begin to grace that area.''
-->-- '''Alex Olney''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIHyjon3iTQ playing]] ''Zombie Brigade: No Brain No Gain''

->''If a demon ever wanted to take revenge upon this world, you couldn't ask for a better way than this, because this isn't a game; it's fucking punishment. It's the most accurate simulation of a burning eternity in hell ever made.''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6-B3Ywi6Os on]] ''VideoGame/BloodwingsPumpkinheadsRevenge''

-> I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SOLD THIS SHITFEST FOR $199!! That's about how much it costs for a video game console, pretty much. You could take $199, stand on a bridge, and just throw it all away! You'd rather do anything then spend it on a broken down, dysfunctional disaster of video game programming, with games that crash, hideous jumping control, random characters, microscopic sprites, a marathon of mediocre space shooters, dying in mid-air, problems with proportion, misleading titles, misleading power-ups, embarrassing weapons, seizure-inducing backgrounds, lack of enemies, games you can't win, games you can't lose, games that make no sense whatsoever, shitty graphics, shitty music, shitty menus, and a fuckton of other things! It should've been ILLEGAL for them to sell this rotten shitload of putrid fuck for any price! I feel humiliated to live on the same planet as someone who designed an electronic abomination of this magnitude! Could they have tried making one good game, as opposed to 52 horrible games? Quality over quantity. That's our lesson here.
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/Action52''

->''Even the worst games out there have some positives about them, and I really can't think of one for [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames this game]]. This game is terrible in every way. If someone can think of something positive about this game, please write me. Do not buy this game; do not rent this game; [[BrokeTheRatingScale do not even look at this game.]] It's a sin that this game even exists.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Wiiviewer}}''', on ''Franchise/LooneyTunes: Acme Arsenal''

[[folder:Webcomic Reviews]]
->This comic tops the chart in every criteria this website uses to gauge the value of its review subjects. The [[OffModel worst art]], most [[{{Narm}} awful writing]], most [[RandomEventsPlot insane plot]], biggest [[MarySue Mary-Sue]] characters ever, [[AuthorTract craziest and most insufferable author]]. In short: This truly is the worst comic ever made.
-->--'''The Bad Webcomics Wiki''', on ''WebComic/{{Sonichu}}''

->It can be described as "existent" and "on the internet", however please do not confuse it with [[ShockSite Goatse]], which satisfies both criteria and is a far superior piece.
-->--'''Encyclopedia Dramatica''', on ''Electric Retard''

[[folder:Western Animation Reviews]]
->What can I say? That was the most excruciating thing I may have inducted yet. Abysmal animation, unlikable characters, not an entertaining segment in the bunch. And most importantly, the jokes just weren't funny. I know this was intended for kids, but this is crap that kids wouldn't laugh at. It's unfunny, unlikable, and detestable garbage that I'm glad never went further than this. This is the image of tooncrap above, and beyond.
-->--'''Tooncrap''', on ''Madballs: Gross Jokes''

->Oh for the love of all things pleasant in this world, there are a shit ton of things you could do to make this clear! Close that pony’s mouth! Control where the audio is coming from! Show the camera on the blue one! HAVE HER MOUTH MOVE! I know that it’s tough to animate, it’s tough to draw, to make things look pleasant to the eye, have each character be fluid, have a story that has some sense of tension, and have sound effects that sound real, but dipshits, THIS IS THE JOB THAT YOU PICKED! Either put your all into it, or get a job as, oh I don’t know, [[UsefulNotes/McDonalds MCDONALDS]] JANITORS! You’ll probably be paid more, but then again you probably aren’t qualified!
-->--'''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter''' on ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyG3 Over Two Rainbows]]''

->It is one of most offensive, worthless pieces of shit that I have ever seen. It is in one of the Top 10 worst cartoons that I have ever seen. Episode upon episode of this trash I’ve tried to watch. It’s filled with blatent ripoffs, blatent [[PanderingToTheBase pandering]], and most of all, blatent [[StopBeingStereotypical stereotypes]] and possibly [[FantasticRacism racism]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids for kids!]] Buckle up, because [[ThisIsGonnaSuck this is a wild ride with no way off, and I’m not too happy about this one.]]
-->--'''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter''' before starting his review on ''WesternAnimation/DaBoomCrew''