"'Elbow grease'? How stupid do they think I am? Once I get back to base with that headlight fluid, I'm gonna talk to the Sergeant."
—Donut, Red vs. Blue Episode 3
What? How? He wasn't supposed to actually find someone!
—Princess Atta, A Bug's Life
"Ah, that favoured hazing method of many a veteran zailor, saved for particularly wet-behind-the-ears recruits. "Ask your captain to deliver this to the Gant Pole." "Go to the Gant Pole and find my pocketwatch." "Tell the crew, tonight we dine at the Gant Pole!"
A hilarious jape, when not standing in the blasted place and hoping someone will pay for recent news from it."
—Compiling a Port Report on the Gant Pole, Sunless Sea