-> Remember: People still sell snake oil. [[AllNaturalSnakeOil They just put pictures of leaves on the bottle now]].
-->-- '''[[http://www.cracked.com/article_18549_8-health-foods-that-are-bad-your-health_p2.html 8 Health Foods That Are Bad For Your Health]]'''

->We'll drink, a drink, a drink,
->To Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink,
->The saviour of the human race.
->For she invented Medicinal Compound,
->Most efficacious in ev'ry case.
-->--''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lydia_Pinkham Lily the Pink]]'', '''Scaffold'''

->''"Sell your tonics elsewhere, miracle man!"''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 The Engineer]]''' upon dominating a Medic

-> By definition (I begin), alternative medicine (I continue) has either not been proved to work or been proved not to work. Do you know what they call alternative medicine that's been proved to work? Medicine.
--> TimMinchin

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