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Insurance Agent: Smoker? Homer: Yes. Marge: You don't smoke. Homer: Shh, I want her to think I'm cool! Cigarette machine: (repeating loop) Cigarettes! First one's free! Smoking is cool! The Surgeon General is a fool! Lung cancer is a myth! Cigarettes!
— Messiah
Darby: Hey! Wh-where'd you get that cigarette from!?
Jotaro: What, this? Want one? I can't really blame ya. After all, I make smoking cool as f*ck.
— JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged, Episode 7
Hey, you know, I've had it with you guys and your "cancer" and your "emphysema" and your "heart disease." The bottom line is smoking is cool and you know it.
— Chandler Bing, Friends
Ah, the smart young ladies of the land Can't relax without a harry in their hand And they light one up and they boast and brag So content because they got a harry rag. — The Kinks, "Harry Rag"
Fry: What's the cigar for?
Bender: It makes me look cool
— "Futurama", Pilot
A cigarette is the perfect kind of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more could you want?
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