!!!Fiction
->''When I was four there was a hurricane in Kingston Town''\\
''With a foot-and-a-half of water''\\
''Everyone was all right, but I cried all night;''\\
''It blew my alphabet blocks out of order''
-->--'''Hermes Conrad, WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'''

-> Late last night I returned home from my duties as royal envoy, to find my kin in a greater uproar than the southern city I had left behind. Ten months of Westgate's problems shrivel to insignificance when compared to the tragedy that has befallen the clan of the Wyvernspurs of Immersea.\\
How could the flattening of an entire neighborhood by a dragon corpse, followed by an earthquake and an underworld power-struggle, hope to compete with the theft of a family heirloom no larger than a zucchini and uglier than three-week-old sausage?
-->--'''Giogioni Wvvernspur''', ''[[ForgottenRealms Wyvern's Spur]]''

->'''Lana''': Ray is dying!\\
'''Archer''': Does that mean so must my dream?
-->--''{{Archer}}, whose dream involved forming a lacrosse team out of RuthlessModernPirates''

->''(after finding out that Alan accidentally roofied them)''\\
'''Stu''': You are such a fucking moron!\\
'''Alan''': Your language is offensive!
-->--''TheHangover''

->'''Lister''': You've got to get your priorities right! You know, it's like those people you read about who run back into a burning house to rescue some treasured piece of furniture and wind up burning to death. I mean, nothing's more important than a human life!\\
'''Rimmer''': What about your guitar?\\
'''Lister''': ...except my guitar.
-->--''Series/RedDwarf'', "Marooned"

->"Hey commander. Check it out! Big news; the new Blasto movie is breaking opening-week records! There's also a big expose on quasar tournaments, tips on how to make your apartment look bigger, and... oh yeah, ''a big-ass [[EldritchAbomination Reaper]] invasion."''
-->--'''Joker''', complaining about this in ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

->'''Cartman''': (crying) My dad [[spoiler:was a ginger]]!\\
'''Kyle''': Dude, you [[spoiler:killed your own dad]] and you're worried about that?!
-->--''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->I hate to remind everyone but, um, I've just destroyed a merger that probably took hundreds of years to set up, the office is on fire, Denholm is furious-- so can we please please concentrate on what's important '''''[[ItMakesSenseInContext AND HELP ME PUT ON MY SHOES!]]'''''
-->--'''Jen, Series/TheITCrowd'''

->'''Rarity''': I was ''this'' close to getting that diamond!\\
'''Twilight''': (annoyed) You mean...getting rid of that dragon?\\
'''Rarity''': Oh, yeah...sure.
-->--''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''

->The whole Earth may be sucked into hell, and ''you'' want my help 'cause [[CrazyJealousGuy your girlfriend's a big 'ho?]] Well, let me take this opportunity to not care.
-->--'''Buffy''' to Spike, ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->Chuck's over there tripping out, and talking to a group of unknown synthetic beings living on a planet with wildlife about as deadly as the last one we were on, and the first thing you think is to defend your heterosexuality? What is '''WRONG''' with you?!
-->--'''Risky''', ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

->'''Mickey''': What's a horse doing on a spaceship?\\
'''Doctor''': Mickey, what's ''pre-revolutionary France'' doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective!
-->--''Series/DoctorWho, "The Girl in the Fireplace"''

!!!RealLife
->''"When Ron Artest was a rookie with the Chicago Bulls, he applied for a job at Circuit City to get the employee discount. If you know anything about economics and professional basketball salaries, this is a lot like dismembering only dwarf prostitutes for the plastic bag savings...If Ron Artest was an economist, he would immediately quit to lower his business card expenses. After he joined the Indiana Pacers, Ron started a side job promoting a girl group [[OneHitWonder whose only hit was a Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam cover]]. He nagged his coach for a month off to pursue this and got suspended for two games. Economically speaking, this the same as taking $200,000 out of the bank to raise money-eating beetles."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-athletes-who-had-more-crazy-than-talent/#ixzz33B6lIpHL "7 Athletes Who Had More Crazy Than Talent"]]

->Not only did {{Wrestling/WCW}} begin to sign names, but at the advice of their PPV head, Sharon Sidello, they also began to film expensive skits in an effort to sell their upcoming shows. These weren't cheap-looking productions filmed with standard television equipment; they were professionally filmed, and they looked like honest-to-God movies. And why not? They had the Turner family behind them, and if anyone could make such a production look high-end, it would be them. The only problem was that these skits were [[{{Narm}} so horribly written and acted]] that the results were laughable, at best...Instead, fans were "treated" to {{Wrestling/Sting}} and [[Wrestling/DaveyBoySmith Davey Boy]] playing volleyball with orphans on an island--and this is a direct quote--"[[CriticalResearchFailure somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico.]]" Vader and Sid showed up to crash the party (on a war boat, no less!) and challenged the good guys to outdo them in a clam bake. No, just kidding, they challenged them to a match at Beach Blast. In the meantime, an evil one-eyed midget named Cheatum (yes, as in "[[PunnyName cheat them]]") planted a bomb on Sting's boat and blew it to smithereens as the heels had a good laugh.\\\
Let's look at the two scenarios we've presented. Scenario one, in which the heels beat up the faces and leave them sprawled out in the ring, would have cost approximately $0 extra to film. Scenario two, the amazingly well-produced but equally amazingly poorly written and performed orphans/ war boat/one-eyed midget/boat explosion route, [[IncompetenceInc wound up costing $80,000.]]
-->--'''R. D. Reynolds''' and '''Bryan Alvarez''' ''Literature/TheDeathOfWCW''

->''"Oh, goody! That means I can go back inside and keep playing ''{{Minecraft}}''!"''
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' [-(On severe flooding in Brisbane)-]

->''"Several months after the second movie, Sunsoft released a tie-in game for the NES. The developers were able to make the game [[NoProblemWithLicensedGames surprisingly faithful]], despite being based on such unorthodox source material. The levels are almost all based on scenes from the movie, as are the weapons and many of the enemies...It's rather ironic that Sunsoft did a much better job adapting such an oddball film compared to some of their more well known releases such as ''[[{{VideoGame/BatmanSunsoft}} Batman]]''."''
-->--'''Keith [=McDOnald=]''' and '''Sam Derboo''' [[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/gremlins/gremlins2.htm on]] ''{{Film/Gremlins}} 2: The New Batch''
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