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Rhodey: If we can do this, you know; go back in time, why don't we just find baby Thanos, you know, and... [makes a gesture of strangling a baby with a rope, complete with sounds]
Professor Hulk: [appalled] First off, that's horrible...
Rhodey: It's Thanos!
Professor Hulk: ...And secondly, time doesn't work that way. Changing the past doesn't change the future.

Jérémie: I guess there’s a little bug in the materialization program [that caused Odd and Yumi to swap bodies].
Yumi: You call this a "little bug"?! We can’t stay this way!
Odd: Well, what if we went back to Lyoko and devirtualized all over again? Maybe everything will go back to normal?
Jérémie: And what if the program messes up again, and you don’t have any bodies at all this time?
Odd: Ah, okay. Bad idea.

Eddy: Let's poke a hole in [Ed] and let the air out!
Edd: The pressure could cause him to explode.

The Devil: All I wanted was a choo choo. I went to get on [Santa's] nice list, and he did this to me!
Henchman: If you want a train, why not just make one appear? You know, with your pitchfork?
The Devil: Henchman, getting a present isn't the same unless someone else gives it to you.

Django: So, do we offer to buy her?
Dr. King Schultz: So, say a man wants to buy a horse - *needs* to buy a horse. He walks up to the farmer's farm. He knocks on the farmer's door and asks the farmer to buy his horse. And you know what the farmer says? The farmer says: no.
Django: Well, I say, fuck that farmer and I steal that horse.
Dr. King Schultz: Fair enough. But, now you're a horse thief and they hang horse thieves. Not to mention the horse goes back to his original owner because the horse is still his property. We need her and we need a bill of sale.
— A discussion on how to purchase Django's wife, Django Unchained

Rebecca: I heard about you and Diane! Five years! Five years, Sam! How about that?
Sam: Honey, if I could've got her sent to prison, don't you think I would have?

Wyldstyle: Let's go, we gotta get Emmet outta here!
Emmet: Can't we build something?
Benny: Hi, I'm Ben, but you can call me Benny, and I can build a spaceship! Watch this! [starts building] Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship, spaceship, spaceship, spaceship-
Wyldstyle: No, you can't! The skies are surrounded [by enemy dropships]!
Benny: That's OK, I didn't wanna... build a spaceship anyway. That's cool. [takes it apart]

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