Moving your furniture around. Locking you out of the house when you get the newspaper. Popping out of the drain when you're showering. Pests are the inmates who've been given the keys to the asylum. The class clowns who've been granted immunity from detention. They couldn't be happier to be dead. It's probably what they dreamt of their whole life. That's because now their immature pranks have the added benefit of being 100 percent consequence free.
Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide
Or a silly spook may sit by your side
Shrouded in a daft disguise
They pretend to terrorize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize
Or a silly spook may sit by your side
Shrouded in a daft disguise
They pretend to terrorize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize
—"Grim Grinning Ghosts", The Haunted Mansion
