Quotes: Sickeningly Sweethearts

"Does this contain enough sodium chloride for your tastes?" "It could use another 0.6 milligram’s" – Seven and Chakotay’s flirtatious dialogue is so hot and horny I can barely contain myself.

"You’re beautiful when you’re chopping..." – Chakotay comes onto Seven as they chop a carrot together. I have never seen anything quite like this before!
Doc Oho on Star Trek: Voyager, "Human Error"

Vaccination expert and former shoe model Jenny McCarthy and the poor soul legally bound to her in desperate attention-seeking fuckery Donnie Wahlberg (seen above in a rare moment where they’re not completely slobbering all over each other) have decided to pimp out their relationship for reality television. I know, I’m shocked that it took this long too! ...Donnie and Jenny have truly hit the A&E jackpot, because Donnie Loves Jenny will spawn at least a couple future spin-offs! First comes Donnie Loves Jenny, then Donnie’s Starting To Get Real Tired Of Jenny’s Shit, followed by Donnie Realizes He’s Made A Terrible Mistake, which leads us to Donnie Hates Jenny, Marky Said This Would Happen, and Donnie Files For Divorce. Then in 2016, Jenny can campaign for her own Jenny-centric series: Jenny Loves Attention.
Micheal K., "Jenny McCarthy And Donnie Wahlberg Got A Reality Show, Because Of Course They Did"


Love Bunnies
Advantages: Bliss, intimacy, joy, satisfaction, fulfillment.
Drawbacks: Sickening, isn't it?
— "The 9 Types of Relationships", Life in Hell

Beryl: No, no, no! You two aren't allowed to get lost in your own little world!
Kohak: It's not just for us though. We're going to save everyone... right, Shing?
Shing: Yeah! ...Kohak?
Beryl: You're doing it right now! I told you to stop that!

That's so sweet I could hurl.
Zack, Sky High

I think I'm gonna be sick from the sweetness overload.
Rhea, Slightly Damned

Toph: "Sweetie?" Seriously?
Sokka: I know, right? Sooo oogie.

Leela: You have got to be kidding!
Leela: ... I mean, ahh, that's so sweet!
Leela: ... I mean, awwww! dat's sho shweet!
Futurama, "Love and Rocket"

"You two need to hide your love, or else you'll end up making the whole world throw up!"
Finn, Adventure Time

''Can I be blind too?"
Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

''Stop that right now! I can hear the smacking."
Giles (hearing Spike and Buffy kissing), Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Ash: She never drinks, isn't that right Chloe?
Chloe: It's true. And nothing could give me more of a high that being with Ash...
Freddie: Have you tried cocaine?

Therkla's Father: Come here, my snuggly green cutie-pie!
Therkla's Mother: *giggle* me so in love!
Chief Grukgruk: chief grukgruk frankly not want dwell on that very much.
Therkla: Try growing up with it.