->'''CIA Superior:''' What did we learn, Palmer?\\
'''Palmer:''' I don't know, sir.\\
'''CIA Superior:''' I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.\\
'''Palmer:''' Yes, sir.\\
'''CIA Superior:''' I'm fucked if I know what we did.
-->--''BurnAfterReading''

->Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.
--> -- '''Patrick''' telling the story of ''Literature/TheUglyBarnacle'', ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''

->I paused to take a long drink of water. I could feel my small audience leaning toward me. "Then the high king carefully turned the golden screw. Once: Nothing. Twice: Nothing. Then he turned it the third time, and the boy’s ass fell off."
-->-- '''Kvothe''', TheKingkillerChronicles

->In the annals of stupid, screwed-up, pointless missions that was the stupidest, most pointless of all.
-->-- '''Marco''', ''{{Literature/Animorphs}} #28: The Experiment''
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