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->Pain then shot up her back as the attacker took the same knife that had killed Barry and stabbed Claudette. She took the knife out and stabbed the young girl again before letting her fall to the floor.

->Tears were cascading down Claudette's face as she tried to crawl away from her attacker but found that she could barely move. Through great pain in effort, she was finally able to lift her head to see who had done this.

->Pamela Voorhees was standing over her with a hunting knife clutched in her right hand, blood dripping down it. Her light blue turtleneck sweater also had a little blood on it. Mrs. Voorhees glared down at the girl, showing no regret, no remorse for what she had done.

->Claudette tried to speak, tried to scream but could get nothing out except for small gasps for air. Again she tried to crawl away but Mrs. Voorhees kicked her in the stomach driving out what little oxygen she had left.

->"You went off to make love while my son almost drowned. He could have died because of you. You weren't paying any attention!" Mrs. Voorhees seethed. "You should have been watching him! Every minute!"

->"Please...please" Claudette managed to say, but her pleas were ignored.

->"You are going to join your boyfriend in [[FireAndBrimstoneHell Hell]]." Mrs. Voorhees smirked.

->Pamela waked out into the hallway to retrieve one of the gas cans she brought with her and started pouring it on the floor, on the bed, and
->started pouring it on Claudette.

->"No...no...please", as Claudette begged as she tried to move again but was kicked, this time in the face. Her eyes glazed over before her vision cleared as Mrs. Voorhees smiled and leaned down almost next to her. "Please don't do this..."

->"Oh, sweety, I have to. [[SlutShaming You have to be punished]] for your sins. And deep down, you know that you deserve to be punished."
-->-- '''Darkpurplelighter''', [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6350427/1/Friday-the-13th ''Friday the 13th'']]
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[[folder:film - live-action]]

->Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and '''''DIE!'''''
-->-- '''Coach Carr''', ''Film/MeanGirls''

->The penis is evil! The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was.
-->--'''Film/{{Zardoz}}'''

->Now let me tell you something, Streebeck. There are two things that clearly differentiate the human species from animals. One, we use cutlery. Two, we're capable of controlling our sexual urges. Now ''you'' might be an exception, but don't drag me down into your private hell.
-->-- '''Joe Friday''', ''{{Dragnet}} (1987)''

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[[folder:live-action tv]]

->For such an intellectually superior race Vulcans have [[ShutUpElves a remarkably Victorian attitude to sex.]]
-->--'''The Doctor''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' ("Blood Fever")

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[[folder:newspaper comics]]

->'''Moral Majority''': The Moral Majority is supporting a Congressional Amendment against sex.\\
'''Woman:''' But where will babies come from?\\
'''Moral Majority''': [[DeliveryStork The stork.]]\\
'''Woman:''' The stork doesn't bring babies. Sex brings babies.\\
'''Moral Majority''': Don't be [[YouFOOL duped by the evolutionists.]] Sex brings moral decay. Sex brings communism, pornography and immigrant hordes. PRAISE THE STORK!\\
'''Woman:''' [[CargoCult Storkism. It's time has come.]]
-->--'''Jules Fieffer''' [[http://www.adambaumgoldgallery.com/feiffer_jules/storkismWB.jpg political cartoon]]

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[[folder:video games]]

->'''Guest:''' My girlfriend Rachael and I have been together for a long time and, ahh, she wants to take it to the next level.\\
'''[[Series/DrPhil Nurse Bob]]:''' Whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa. How ''long'' have you been dating?\\
'''Guest:''' We've been dating for eight years.\\
'''Nurse Bob:''' Listen to me a minute: '''SEX IS NOT A NATURAL ACT!'''
-->--''Heartland Values with Nurse Bob'', Radio/GTARadio''

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[[folder:web original]]

->[[WilliamShatner Shatner]] popularized the idea of an explorer who fucks his way across the universe, a mantle later taken up by lesser ''Star Trek'' characters and thoroughly avoided by the entire [[ChasteHero useless, sexless cast]] of the dung pile called ''[[Series/StarTrekVoyager Star Trek Voyager]]'', despite its inclusion of Jeri Ryan [[PaintedOnPants wearing nothing but paint.]]
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}'''''

->Frankly Harry [[YouNeedToGetLaid has needed a bad girl to rip his uniform off and have her wicked way with him]] for over five years so this corruption of his character is long overdue. Unfortunately rather than making a man out of him it seems to have the reverse effect and rather than standing up for his rights he now sounds like [[{{Wangst}} a petulant, sulking child]]. It's hardly a swing in his favour. As soon as he has had his end away he starts agonising over [[BotheringByTheBook violating regulations]].
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/voyager-season-five.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "The Disease"

->...Trip and Reed manage to find themselves in a story that seems very much like any number of tourist horror stories. Only the fact that they are regulars on the show prevents the punchline from being a sexually transmitted disease or the loss of their kidneys. Thereís a healthy amount of trans or homophobia heaped on too, with the punchline amounting to how Reed and Trip [[UnsettlingGenderReveal almost made out with two guys]]...It is very hard to buy Risa as some sort of sexually liberated paradise. Instead, it seems like some sort of family resort. (Both Archer and Hoshi encounter married couples having a wholesome time together.)
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2015/02/03/star-trek-enterprise-two-days-and-two-nights-review/#comment-107759 Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "Two Days and Two Nights"

->[[LoisLane Lois]] and Chloe go out to chill at Lanaís, where sheís using a [=KitchenAid=] and a granite countertop to create a modern-day apothecary. Unfortunately, her potion requires the hair of two virgins; after cutting off her own hair and putting it in, she tries to take Loisís and throws it out since, by obvious implication, Lois isnít a virgin. Iím still not sure what I think about this sequence, since itís kind of played off as '[[SlutShaming ha ha, Lois is a slut.]]' And, I mean, I shouldnít be expecting complex analysis of teen sexuality on the WB, but still guys, címon.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-4-8-spell/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Spell")

->In a medium that often struggles with its perception by the general public as being nothing but juvenile fantasies for [[HeManWomanHater boys with no social skills]], having two high-profile comics where [[DeathBySex female reproductive organs were literally used as traps]] isnít really helping anyone.
-->--'''''[=ComicsAlliance=]''''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/worst-comic-books-2010/ "The 5 Worst Comics of 2010"]]

->The conservatives had their chance with [[UsefulNotes/BillClinton Clinton's]] blow job, and they [[DontShootTheMessage totally blew it]] with their self righteous indignation over harmless consensual sex.
-->--'''[[http://www.donhopkins.com/drupal/taxonomy_menu/4/49/3/7 Don Hopkins]]''', game developer

->Itís hard not to suspect that he isnít really thinking of the children. Maybe he was when he suggested that sex education is ''ď[[ConspiracyTheorist a Trojan horse inside the schools]]Ē'', and by receiving such education ''ďtheyíre going to start talking about threesomes, and theyíre going to be talking about everything thatís okay.Ē'' He didnít actually explain whose Trojan horse it was, [[DirtyCommunists but you can all guess]], I suppose.
-->--''The Encyclopedia of American Loons'' [[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2015/02/1292-keith-ablow.html on]] Keith Ablow

->If you take away spanking and fisting and calling someone a 'filthy little crumpet', what else is left for you to do? [[BritishStuffiness Shake hands before delivering an efficient and dignified blowjob?]] And what happens if a lady is having sex and she accidentally female ejaculates? Will they have to start over, or can they just [[OrwellianEditor clean that up later in editing?]]
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/12/03/some-pearl-clutching-prudes-in-the-uk-just-banned-a-whole-bunch-of-fun-sex-acts-from-british-porn/ DListed]]''''', "Some [[MoralGuardians Pearl-Clutching Prudes]] In The UK Just Banned A Whole Bunch Of Fun Sex Acts From British Porn"

->...I recall from one of his ''Firing Line'' debates from a quarter century or more ago in which he argued that, for religiously devout parents to urge their children to be abstinent but that, if they couldnít, they should use condoms to avoid getting AIDS was the equivalent of telling them that stealing was a sin but that, if they decided to commit burglaries, they should by all means wear gloves. Intellectually, it was a brilliant point. And from the perspective of a religious true believer, he was likely right. From any other, though, the moral equivalence of [[{{Dissimile}} consensual sex and burglary]] is ridiculous.
-->--'''[[http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/buckley_and_the_gays/ James Joyner]]''', "Bill Buckley and the Gays"

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[[folder:web video]]

->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]''': This is the scene that made the game so controversial, cause look: It's a ''cock''! 4 glorious pixels of cock! An entire {{Tetris}} piece of cock!\\
'''Gabriel:''' "[=4GloriousPixelsOfCock=]" is my [=eHarmony=] name.
-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gry1oDJrNck Let's Play]]'' ''Dreamweb''

->For Christ's sake! Men don't love women, Mace is unmarried, Palpatine don't got a wife; in fact the only person who's married is [[SpearCarrier Jimmy Smitts!]]
-->--'''[[RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]''' on ''AttackOfTheClones''

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[[folder:western animation]]

->Premarital sex turns straight people gay and gays into Mexicans. We all go down a notch!\\
[much later]\\
...and, if you have sex, you're automatically in Al Qaeda.
-->--'''Peter Griffin''' and '''Jerry Kirkwood''', ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Prick Up Your Ears"

->I guess what they say is true: ''sex kills.''
-->-- '''Junie Harper''', ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill''

->[[ADateWithRosiePalms Spilling your seed wastefully]] is a sin. But it's also a sin to procreate in odd, exciting ways. Men and women have only one holy position and that's called the missionary position.
-->-- '''Clay Puppington''', ''WesternAnimation/MoralOrel'', "God's Chef"

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[[folder:real life]]

->''Playboy'' just wants to liberate women to behave like pigs, have sex without consequences, prance about naked, and abort children.
-->--'''Ann Coulter''', ''How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must)''

->''Sex Education from the Bible'' -- Probably the only sex-ed book that contains more references to {{Satan}} than to semen. A must-read for aspiring misogynists and writers of religious-themed erotica.
-->--'''''Wiki/RationalWiki'''''

->When I spoke at Carleton College, I told the young people: "Unless they were a virgin on their wedding day, anyone who preaches abstinence to you is a {{hypocrite}}." Two weeks later, Ann Coulter showed up at the same school, and one of the students raised his hand and asked her whether she'd been a virgin! It made the papers--and made me laugh. You know what Coulter did? Attacked the kid and changed the subject.
-->--'''Wrestling/JesseVentura''', ''Don't Start the Revolution Without Me!'' (2008)

->In order for a ruling class to rule, there must be arbitrary prohibitions. Of all prohibitions, sexual taboo is the most useful because [[WitchHunt sex involves everyone.]]
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal'''

->A woman, the only one who was able to project the glowingly innocent sexuality of a being from some planet uncorrrupted by guilt-who found herself regarded and ballyhooed as a vulgar symbol of obscenity- and who still had the courage to declare "We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it's a pity that so many people despise and crush this natural gift."
-->--'''Creator/AynRand''', ''[[http://www.capitalismmagazine.com/2003/07/marilyn-monroe-through-your-most-grievous-fault Marilyn Monroe: Through Your Most Grievous Fault]]''

->We call you to be a people of manners, principals, honour and [[NoSexAllowed purity]]; to reject the immoral acts of [[SlutShaming fornication]], [[HeteronormativeCrusader homosexuality]], [[DrugsAreBad intoxicants]], gambling's and trading with interest.
-->--'''UsefulNotes/OsamabinLaden''', ''[[http://www.theguardian.com/world/2002/nov/24/theobserver bin Laden's 'Letter to America]]''

->Young people should NOT sow their wild oats! Sowing your wild oats will only create an unquenchable appetite. Once you've been DESENSITIZED to the sinfulness of sexual sins, then you WILL likely struggle with it for the rest of your life.
-->--'''David J. Stewart''', [[http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/pornography.htm ''Pornography is Sin! ...a curse upon America'']]

->"Purity" is such a loaded and potentially damaging word, and it's only used to try to make girls and women feel that sexual behavior somehow taints them or even dehumanizes them. Once a girl makes a decision to have sex, she might figure "Well, I'm not pure anymore, so I might as well have sex with whoever asks." Her self-esteem will be shot and she will no longer feel as though she has no right to protect herself. Furthermore, she might also feel as though she has no right to enjoy herself. Rather than owning her sexuality and enjoying sexual pleasure, she might think of sex as dirty and shameful, a belief that will haunt her even when she's married and trying to enjoy sex with her husband.
-->--'''Dr. Laura Berman''', ''[[http://www.everydayhealth.com/columns/dr-laura-berman-on-love-and-sex/purity-balls-trending-across-the-country Purity Balls Trending Across The Country]]''
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