"Off with the catsuit you shrink-wrapped sexdoll!"
— B'Elanna Torres to Seven of Nine, The Mate of the KuvaH'magh SoS, a Star Trek: Voyager Slash Fic
"I'm not wearing one of those damnfool spandex body-condom things. I haven't got the bust for it."
— Jenny Sparks, Stormwatch
Ladybug: Stop staring at your boyfriend's ass and start fighting, you unbelievable Himbo!
Chat Noir: I can't! Look at that, his suit is freaking spandex! I'm weak, Ladybug! Weak!
— Lukadrien One Shot
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!"
— Ned Flanders, The Simpsons
"Look at you. The good mutants. [...] You call yourselves outcasts and outsiders, but look at you. You look like movie stars. Your clothing reeks of boastful sexuality, the fashion wear of action heroes."
— Kaga to Cyclops's team, Astonishing Xmen #35
"Remember when superheroes used to wear spandex? I miss it, I'll tell you what. First, it was sexy as hell, right? I swear, watching the Justice League walking away was guaranteed to put some starch in your shorts."
— Plastic Man monologuing, Plastic Man (2018) #6
