->''"I choose not to understand these signs!"''
-->-- '''Bender''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->''"Still, a man hears what he wants to hear, and disregards the rest."''
-->--''Music/SimonAndGarfunkel,'' "The Boxer"

->''"I reject your reality and substitute my own."''
-->-- '''Paul Bradford''', The Dungeonmaster (popularized by '''Adam Savage''', ''Series/{{Mythbusters}})'', also attributed to talk radio host Michael Savage.

->''Sometimes, days are like this''
->''And you don't agree with what you see...''
-->-- '''Opinions Won't Keep You Warm At Night,''' a song by ''

->'''[[TheNeidermeyer Sarge]]:''' Come on you two, let's get a move on! Where's yer commanding officer?
->'''[[ProfessionalButtKisser Simmons]]:''' (pointing at [[LazyBum Grif]]) He's right there.
->'''Sarge:''' [{{Beat}}] Where, behind Grif?
->'''Simmons:''' Sergeant Grif is our C.O., Sir.
->'''Sarge:''' Your Sergeant has the same name as Grif? That's a disturbing coincidence.
->'''Simmons:''' No no listen to me. Grif is our commander. He was promoted to Sergeant when you refused to relocate with us.
->'''Sarge:''' But who's in charge!?
->'''Simmons:''' Sergeant Grif!
->'''Sarge:''' Okay, see, I can hear you saying words, but it's like they don't match up in a way that makes sense. Did ya have a stroke?
->'''Simmons:''' Grif is a Sergeant. He's the same rank as you now.
->'''Sarge:''' That's who I'm talkin' about. Where is he?
->'''Simmons:''' He's right there!
->'''Sarge:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic So, he's invisible.]]
->'''[[OnlySaneMan Grif:]]''' Dude, I don't think he's physically capable of understanding what you're telling him.
-->--'''Machinima/RedVsBlue'''

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