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Steph: Salem! Halloween capital of the world, or so they say. Who do I hang out with?
Alex: You join a coven.
Steph: A lesbian coven.
Alex: Is there any other kind? You hang out in graveyards and perform rituals to speak to the dead.
Steph: None of which ever work, but that's okay, cuz I get a load of old tombstone rubbings to decorate my apartment with.

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