Quotes / Ruritania

It's terribly small, tiny little country. Rhode Island could beat the crap out of it in a war. THAT'S how small it is.
Arthur (1981)

As for Eastern Europe, particularly the Balkan region, it remains a powder-keg of ethnic tension where the Croats hate the Serbs, the Serbs hate the Kosovars, the Poles hate the Ukrainians, and everyone hates those goddamned Albanians. By all accounts, Estonia is lovely.
America: The Book