Quotes / Runaway Bride

"Bitch, don't get married! Say 'I don't!'"
Margaret Cho on infamous Runaway Bride Jennifer Wilbanks

Penumbra: Dana, do you take this firestarter, this wicked firestarter...
Wonderella: WAIT! OH GOD! WHAT AM I DOING? [runs away]
Queen Beetle: SO glad I wore flats. Tell me you saw this coming too.
Patrianna: Oh, hell yeah, I put like a dime in the meter.

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