"Bitch, don't get married! Say 'I don't!'"
— Margaret Cho on infamous Runaway Bride Jennifer Wilbanks
Penumbra: Dana, do you take this firestarter, this wicked firestarter...
Wonderella: WAIT! OH GOD! WHAT AM I DOING? [runs away]
Queen Beetle: SO glad I wore flats. Tell me you saw this coming too.
Patrianna: Oh, hell yeah, I put like a dime in the meter.
Phil: Hold on! [notices a busty Opposite-Sex Clone of himself] I'm...sorry, there's...someone...someone else I may have been meant to be with. [goes to her]
Birdgirl: Phew...wait, Aunt Phyllis?
Birdgirl: Phew...wait, Aunt Phyllis?
— Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law, "Return of Birdgirl"
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to day to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland... going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!"
— Minister, Spaceballs
