"If you ask me, you people are too happy. The essence of drama is conflict... which is why they gave me this tazer!"
Quilt: I have deduced that your old girlfriend escaped death because she was pregnant with your love-child and this Oracle Hunter is none other than your long-lost daughter!
Donovan Deegan: And how, praytell, did you deduce all that?
Quilt: Because it is very dramatic.
But there'd be no story without all this dissension. / So Inflict this conflict with the utmost of intentions.
—Relient K - Devastation and Reform