In horror movies, young women are required to investigate strange noises in their most revealing lingerie.
— "Hollywood Rule Book", Vanity Fair
Matt: Lori Petty’s hairstyle has changed like 12 times, despite there being little to no water for her to wash it with.
Chris: She’s stylin’ dry!
Matt: She can generate extensions at will.
Chris: That’s enough to get her into the Xavier School.
Chris: She’s stylin’ dry!
Matt: She can generate extensions at will.
Chris: That’s enough to get her into the Xavier School.
And then there’s Nyssa’s skirt. I get that she’s supposed to be stripping off because she’s feverish, but it doesn’t really come across that well on-screen...way to overshadow the rest of the serial, Sutton! In fact, you’d swear this was the only thing that happened for the entire four-part adventure.
Chris: You may have noticed that at this point, we are halfway through the episode and we haven't even seen Doomsday, let alone any actual Superman/Doomsday conflict. But that's okay, because now it's time for Tess and Lois to wrestle on Clark's desk.
David: I don't even remember the impetus for this fight.
Chris: I'm going to guess it was 'We only have enough in the budget for Clark and Doomsday to fight for three minutes. What else can we do to please our 18 to 25-year-old male demographic?'
David: I don't even remember the impetus for this fight.
Chris: I'm going to guess it was 'We only have enough in the budget for Clark and Doomsday to fight for three minutes. What else can we do to please our 18 to 25-year-old male demographic?'
—ComicsAlliance on Smallville'' ("Doomsday")
General Ironicus: Why is she sticking her ass out like that?
Chip Cheezum: IT'S SEXY!!!
General Ironicus: And what can make her stop?
Chip Cheezum: IT'S SEXY!!!
General Ironicus: And what can make her stop?
"Ohmigods, it was the most impractical, objectifying thing I've ever seen— It was just... just a tiny set of armor, it didn't even cover any vitals, let alone her massive... uh" [beginning to blush] "And her legs were all- her hair was just- long- and- and dark..."
A sexy Quint from sexy Jaws
Catching sexy sharks
Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt
Or Sexy Rosa Parks
I can be a sexy pirate
Or a sexy ballet dancer
I can be a sexy doctor
And cure some sexy cancer!
Catching sexy sharks
Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt
Or Sexy Rosa Parks
I can be a sexy pirate
Or a sexy ballet dancer
I can be a sexy doctor
And cure some sexy cancer!
— Mean Girls, "Sexy"