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"I know how to write men that women fall in love with. Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn three hundred twenty-five pages for a Paolo. C'mon, the guy's a secondary character, a, y'know, complication you eventually kill off."
— Nora Bing, Friends
Ryan: Your alibi checked out. He really was coaching an underprivileged youth basketball league.
Demming: Well, for what it's worth, my kids won that night.
Castle: Oh, jeez.