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"I'm okay! Landed in manure!"
Liam Hunnicutt, The Loud House, "Pasture Bedtime"

Lt. B'Elanna Torres: (scanning a substance) "Traces of potassium nitrate, ammonium, and methane back there."
Capt. Kathryn Janeway: "I think you'll find that's manure. Horse manure if I'm not mistaken."
Star Trek: Voyager, "The 37's"

C is for cat, who pooped in your shoe. D is for dog, who pooped in there, too.

Princess: "[Baked beans] look like rabbit poos."
King: (gags) "There aren't any rabbits in the kitchen."
Princess: "Maybe they climbed through a window."
Queen: "Rabbits can't climb, sweetheart."
Little Princess, "I Want Baked Beans"

I found some poo, and I put some on each corner of your bed.
I found some poo, poo, and I named a nugget Fred.
I really want a poo ring when I'm wed.
It's on the walls and I smeared some on your bread.
Trudy Walker, Koit, "Found Some Poo"

"That's not a present, it's gerdil poop!"
Tommy Pickles, Rugrats, "Spike Runs Away"

"There's doggy doo on my shoe!"

Ronalda "Ronnie" Anne Santiago: "Love the bag! Is it the purse you were saving up to buy?"
Carlota Casagrande: "No, this is a garbage bag I was gonna put Lalo's poop in."
The Loud House, "Pranks for the Memories with the Casagrandes"

"Does Cliff poop in my shoes?"
Lynn Loud Sr., The Loud House, "Home of the Fave"

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