Quotes / Putting the Pee in Pool

Please don't pee, in the pool. Listen to me, that's just not cool. If you only follow this one rule: Listen to me, please don't pee in the pool. If you have to go to the bathroom, here's a thought: why not do that in the bathroom? Don't you worry, you'll be back soon, in the clean, clear water that you didn't ruin.

— Songdrops, "Please Don't Pee in the Pool"

Lisa Loud: I've concocted a serum that will detect and eliminate urine, street name tinkle, in H2O.

Lincoln Loud: I'm sure no one here would...

Lisa Loud: (pours the serum into the pool, the water evaporates, and her older sisters blush) Hmmm, unprecedented levels.

— The Loud House, "Linc or Swim"

Summer: *sighs* "Well, peeing in the ocean was my bucket list item."

— Rick and Morty, "Mortyplicity"

I checked the Ph level. It's all pee. There was no H.

— South Park, "Pee"

Willow: So, Jonathon. You tried out for the swim team twice and never made it?
Jonathon: I'm asthmatic. I couldn't keep up.
Willow: You resented it, didn't you?
Jonathon: Maybe.
Willow: You hated being pushed around by Dodd and the others.
Jonathon: So?
Willow: So, you wanted revenge. Didn't you? Didn't you?!
Jonathon: Yeah! Okay? I did!
Willow: So... You delved into the black arts and conjured up a hellbeast from the ocean's depths to wreak your vengeance.
Jonathon: Huh?
Willow: Didn't you?
Jonathon: What? No! I snuck in yesterday and... peed in the pool.
Willow: Oh. (Beat) Eww!

—Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Go Fish"

Emily: ...and what does that [foreign phrase Van just recited] mean?
Jackie: "Sir, please don't pee in the hot springs bath."
Van: I only remember it because I heard it so much. No one tells a Wayne where to pee.

—Powerless (2017), "Wayne Dream Team"