Andy: I had a question though. Do we call Lota here a "he" or a "she"? We, umm... don't want to offend.
Lota: Lota is too large for your puny pronouns.
Andy: So... "It?"
Lota: "It" is a puny pronoun.

Tyrol: Their technology... our technology is way ahead of ours... yours.
Colonel Tigh: Maybe you'd like a chart to keep it all straight?

(To Drew): I swear, she does that on purpose. (Louder, to the other room): YOUR SONS ARE ON OUR WAY DOWN, MOM!