-> ''"Do not pass Go, do not collect 200 zorkmids"''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Nethack}}'', if you are luckless or incompetent enough to die on the first turn.

->''"Game over? I think there has to be a ''game'' first for it to be over. Maybe they're talking about [[MistakenForProfound the game of life.]]"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/JonTron''' on ''VideoGame/TakeshisChallenge''

->''"There's more than one stage that kills you if you don't press anything in a first second or two. This is gameplay I would expect from'' '''[[VideoGame/KaizoMarioWorld a fucking ROM hack]]'''--''designed by'' '''Hitler!'''"
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/SonicUnleashed''

->''"'''Nice!''' Fucking beautiful! The first ladder you see drops you into a pit where you get killed by a bat or a bird whatever it is."''
-->-- The '''WebVideo/AngryVideoGameNerd''' in his review of Super ''VideoGame/{{Pitfall}}''

->''"The game hasn't started yet, but you just couldn't help yourself. [[PottyFailure You just shit your pants.]] Game over."''
-->-- ''VideoGame/DontShitYourPants''

->''Wow! 0.4 seconds! Of the five goes I had at [[VideoGame/{{Action52}} Hambo's Adventures]], two of them ended in less than a second. [[FakeDifficulty Pure]] [[ObviousBeta class]].''
-->--'''Creator/StuartAshen''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA3WogFaeFQ Quickest Game Overs ever? Part 2]]''
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