->''"Yes, General, I ''am'' [[RefugeInAudacity masturbating into the American Flag.]] It relaxes me. Do you have a problem with that? Would you rather that I used ''you''?"''
-->--'''President Callahan''', ''ComicBook/{{Transmetropolitan}}''

->'''Pres. Koopa''': I am very disappointed in you, cousins.\\
'''Spike''': Fascist!\\
'''Iggy''': Oppressor of the proletariat!\\
'''Koopa''': [[WrittenByTheWinners Guy in charge!]]

->''"The voice of the people must be heard. I am THE PRESIDENT! God bless America. '''God bless ME!'''"''
-->-- '''President ComicBook/LexLuthor''', ''WesternAnimation/SupermanBatmanPublicEnemies''

->'''Lex Luthor:''' At some point in antiquity, a city was killed and the buildings were left standing, without radiation. The secret had to be in those documents. [...] You could kill a country and reoccupy it immediately. You couldn't hide in caves. You would have no chance to set oil fields alight.\\
'''Flash:''' [[YoureInsane You're insane.]]\\
'''Luthor:''' ''(hideous smile)'' I'm the President.
-->--''Franchise/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica'', "New Maps of Hell"

->'''Spoony''': I'm actually really interested in what the sorceress has to say. What her politics are, what her diplomatic platform is...\\
'''Sorceress Edea''': [[ObviouslyEvil ... Lowlifes. Shameless filthy wretches.]]\\
'''Spoony''': No! Wrong! Open with a joke or something, you're losing them!
-->--''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII'' Part 8

->''"Vote for me, if you want to live."''
-->--'''President Howard Ackerman''', ''VideoGame/RedAlert3''

->''"There's a cancer in the presidency and it's growing."''
-->--'''John Dean''', ''{{Film/Nixon}}'' (1995)

->''"The missiles are flying. Hallelujah. Hallelujah!"''
-->--'''President Greg Stilson'''. ''Film/TheDeadZone''

->''"Mayor Quimby supports revolving-door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob, a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can ''you'' trust a man like Mayor Quimby? [hastily] [-Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor!-]"''

->''"Well, I don't agree with his Bart-killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma-killing policy..."''
-->--'''Homer Simpson''' on Sideshow Bob, ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''"Hail to the Chief... Or He'll Hack You to Pieces."''
-->--Tagline of '''''President's Day''''' (2010)

->'''Kinzie Kensington''': The President's words were taken out of context.\\
'''Reporter''': Kinzie, what's the proper context for, and I quote, "I'm the Patron Saint of America, and we should probably look into changing the Pledge of Allegiance into 'One Nation Under Me'?"\\
'''Kinzie Kensington''': That's a great question. Jane?

->''"Why does ''anyone'' want to be President? [[Music/TearsForFears Everybody wants to rule the world.]]"''
-->--'''Zartan''', ''Film/GIJoeRetaliation''

->Of all my master schemes to take over the world -- the thousands I killed with my army of robotic suicide squirrels, the millions I spent trying to kill you all with Push n' Eat macaroni in a tube, my even-as-of-yet uncompleted [[KillSat orbital death ray]] -- and all I had to do was ''[[PresidentEvil run for president?!]]'' [[GigglingVillain NYAHAHAHAHAH!!]] I wasn't really even taking all this all that seriously! I even used my real name! '''''YOU VOTED FOR A GUY NAMED "DOCTOR INSANO"!''''' I mean, I know [[LampshadeHanging Lex Luthor won last term]], but I thought that had something to do with Superboy Prime [[CosmicRetcon punching reality]]! I never thought this would work. My election platform was to build a giant robot sawblade that would cut Canada off the top and then attach it to Australia so they wouldn't bother us anymore! My vice president is Literature/FuManchu! ''What the hell is wrong with you people?!'' I'm pretty sure that's not even ''legal''! Oh, man, we are so going to jack this country up beyond repair!
-->-- '''Dr. Insano''', ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''

->''"In a storyline that happened to coincide with [[UsefulNotes/RichardNixon Nixon's]] resignation over the Watergate scandal, ComicBook/CaptainAmerica fights a group of baddies called the Secret Empire who are trying to take over the U.S. by way of nuclear bombs. In Captain America #175, Cap defeats the Secret Empire in Washington, but their leader, Number One, manages to sneak away and hides in the White House... [[DramaticUnmask it's totally Nixon]], and yes, this was his take on Watergate. You know -- ineptly bugging some offices, nuclear obliteration of your own country -- it's really six of one and a half-dozen of the other."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20989_5-disastrous-attempts-at-political-commentary-in-comic-books.html "5 Disastrous Attempts at Political Commentary in Comic Books"]]