History Quotes / PornStash

->'''Ted:''' You sick bastard--Look at this! ''"Chicks with dicks"?!''

->'''Ted:''' There ''are'' no chicks with dicks, Johnny! Only guys with tits!

-->--''[[http://newspapers.com/image/25185813/?terms=air%2Bforce%2Bnurses%2Bplaygirl Women-in-space study finds no ill effects]]''

->"Air Force 1Lt Lorrain C. Shoen of Larkspur, CA [[EatingTheEyeCandy reads a magazine]] while remaining perfectly horizontal with the aid of prismatic glasses. She and eight other nurses spent two weeks of total bedrest in UsefulNotes/{{NASA}} weightlessness test and said she spent part of her time reading ''Magazine/{{Playboy}}'' and ''Playgirl''. Pictures of [[MaleFrontalNudity nude male pinups]] are in the background."

->"Air Force 1Lt Lorrain C. Shoen of Larkspur, CA [[EatingTheEyeCandy reads a magazine]] while remaining perfectly horizontal with the aid of prismatic glasses. She and eight other nurses spent two weeks of total bedrest in UsefulNotes/{{NASA}} weightlessness test and said she spent part of her time reading ''Magazine/{{Playboy}} and ''Playgirl''. Pictures of [[MaleFrontalNudity nude male pinups]] are in the background."

->"Five weeks in bed and and a pile of ''Magazine/{{Playboy}}'' and ''Playgirl'' magazines later, eight Air Force nurses have been pronounced physically fit for weightless space travel as men."
-->--''[[http://newspapers.com/image/376162056/?terms=air%2Bforce%2Bnurses%2Bplaygirl Girls Miss Men Most in Space Training]]''

-->-- '''Elan''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

-> Oh, wow! My mother is your biggest fan! She has like, a dozen pictures of you in the drawer by the bed that she thinks I don't know about!
-->-- ''Elan'', '''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'''

-> '''Tanabe''': Wha... What is this?

-> '''Hachimaki''': Because we need it. Depending on the job we get, men and women may be stuck together for days at a time. If we don't [[DoubleEntendre take matters into our own hands]], it could lead to trouble. Here you go.

-> ''* Throws a female oriented copy in front of Tanabe* ''

-> '''Hachimaki''':This one's for you.
-> '''Tanabe''': Uhg!

-> ''* Crushes Hachimaki's foot* ''

->"Every man in here got a pornography stash in the crib. Not an illegal amount, just enough to get you by! And when we hide porno, we go all out! It ain't behind the refrigerator or under the bed, we become {{Batman}} when it's time to hide some porno! You hit the light switch, the whole bookcase shifts to the side, you go down two flights of stairs into your porno cellar! ... But women always find the porno! Always find the porno! But they don't find it in the porno hiding place; no, no, no! Where do they find the porno at? In the VCR!"

-->-- '''{{Planetes}}'''

-->-- ''{{Narbonic}}'', "Madness" storyline, [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/narbonic/series.php?view=archive&chapter=12589#strip6 October 14, 2006]].

->''In the living room you'll find a box marked porn...It's not porn, Jon! [[InsistentTerminology It's erotica]]! That's my legacy! It has to go to a library!''\\
-- '''John Oliver''', ''TheDailyShow''

->-- ''{{Skins}}''

-> '''Trekkie Monster:''' In volatile market, only stable investment...is PORN!

-->-- ''[[ThirdRockFromTheSun 3rd Rock from the Sun]]''

-->--'''''TheXFiles,''' episode 2x11, "Excelsis Dei"''

->-- '''ChrisRock''' - Bigger and Blacker

->-- ''AvenueQ''

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-->-- ''Elan'', '''{{Order of the Stick}}'''

->"Every man in here got a pornography stash in the crib. Not an illegal amount, just enough to get you by! And when we hide porno, we go all out! It ain't behind the refrigerator or under the bed, we become Batman when it's time to hide some porno! You hit the light switch, the whole bookcase shifts to the side, you go down two flights of stairs into your porno cellar! ... But women always find the porno! Always find the porno! But they don't find it in the porno hiding place; no, no, no! Where do they find the porno at? In the VCR!"

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->''In the living room you'll find a box marked porn...It's not porn, Jon! [[ThisIsPestControl It's erotica]]! That's my legacy! It has to go to a library!''\\

->-- '''Chris Rock'' - Bigger and Blacker

->"'' Every man in here got a pornography stash in the crib. Not an illegal amount, just enough to get you by! And when we hide porno, we go all out! It ain't behind the refrigerator or under the bed, we become [[Batman]] when it's time to hide some porno! You hit the light switch, the whole bookcase shifts to the side, you go down two flights of stairs into your porno cellar! ... But women always find the porno! And they don't find it in the porno hiding place; no, no, no! Where do they find the porno at? In the VCR!''"