Quotes / Pocket Protector

Minato Haruka: Maybe the bullet bounced off a silver dollar in his pocket!
Goat Hoary: The Bible and a metal lighter are also valid possibilities in this situation.
Martian Successor Nadesico, from a discussion of the apparent Back from the Dead resurrection of Gai Daigouji.

Wellington: His Highness is dead.
Blackadder: Actually, Iím not sure I am. Fortunately that cigarillo box you gave me was placed exactly at the point where the cannon-ball struck. I always said smoking was good for you.