->'''Minato Haruka:''' Maybe the bullet bounced off a silver dollar in his pocket!\\
'''Goat Hoary:''' Literature/TheBible and a metal lighter are also valid possibilities in this situation.
-->-- ''Manga/MartianSuccessorNadesico'', from a discussion of the apparent BackFromTheDead resurrection of Gai Daigouji.

->'''[[Creator/StephenFry Wellington:]]''' His Highness is dead.
->'''[[Creator/RowanAtkinson Blackadder:]]''' Actually, Iím not sure I am. Fortunately that cigarillo box you gave me was placed exactly at the point where the cannon-ball struck. I always said smoking was good for you.
-->-- ''Series/BlackAdder''

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