Quotes / Playing a Tree

Chaz: I'm a good actor! Remember our fourth grade play? I was the title role in Wind in the Willows!
Drew: Chaz, you were a tree.
Chaz: I was the willow!
Rugrats

"You'd think that someone whose job it was to sit on the stage and do nothing could just suck it up for one performance."
Greg Heffley, Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Thus I, Wall, hath my role discharged so
And, being done, thus Wall away doth go.

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