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"I will explain to my Legions of Terror that guns are ranged weapons and swords are not. Anyone who attempts to throw a sword at the hero or club him with a gun will be summarily executed."
"The pistol whip! Proving you don't need bullets to kill with a gun!"
"Who the f*** even needs to hit anybody with a pistol anyways? You know it's a f***ing pistol, use it as a pistol!"
—Narrator, Johnny Lew Fratto, Deadliest Warrior, Jesse James vs. Al Capone.
"Birdman caught me on his property He saw me trespassing his real estate He reached in his pocket for a pistol He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind" —Wesley Willis, "Birdman Kicked My Ass"
"That still counts as a Sniper kill."
Church, Red vs. Blue
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