"I will explain to my Legions of Terror that guns are ranged weapons and swords are not. Anyone who attempts to throw a sword at the hero or club him with a gun will be summarily executed."
"The pistol whip! Proving you don't need bullets to kill with a gun!"
"Who the f*** even needs to hit anybody with a pistol anyways? You know it's a f***ing pistol, use it as a pistol!"
— Narrator, Johnny Lew Fratto, Deadliest Warrior, Jesse James vs. Al Capone.
"Birdman caught me on his property
He saw me trespassing his real estate
He reached in his pocket for a pistol
He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind"
— Wesley Willis, "Birdman Kicked My Ass"
"That still counts as a Sniper kill."
— Church, Red vs. Blue
Mal: Say that to my face.
Drunk: I said you're a coward, and a piss-pot. Now what are you gonna do about it?
Mal: Nothin'. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind you.
The drunk turns around, and Zoe smashes him in the face with the butt of her hogleg.
Mal: Drunks are so cute.
— "Train Job", Firefly