Pinocchio: I was going to school ‘til I met somebody.
Blue Fairy: Met somebody?
Pinocchio: Yeah. Two big monsters! With big green eyes (his nose begins to grow) Why I…
Blue Fairy: Monsters? Weren’t you afraid?
Pinocchio: No ma’am, but they tied me in a big sack. (his nose continues to grow)
Blue Fairy: You don’t say! And where was Sir Jiminy?
Pinocchio: Uh? Jiminy?
Jiminy Cricket: Psst. Leave outta this.
Pinocchio: They put him in a little sack.
Blue Fairy: No!
Pinocchio: Yeah!
Blue Fairy: How did you escape?
Pinocchio: I didn’t. They chopped me into firewood! (now his nose is so long it resembles a tree branch with three birds!) Oh, oh! Look! My nose! What’s happened?
Blue Fairy: Perhaps you haven’t been telling the truth, Pinocchio.
Jiminy Cricket: "Perhaps"?!
Pinocchio: Oh, but I have! Every single word! (the nose branch starts to rot) Oh please help me! I’m awful sorry.
Blue Fairy: You see, Pinocchio, a lie keeps growing and growing until it’s as plain as the nose on your face.
"Nothin' I ain't told y'all already!" Ninten yelled, squeezing his eyes shut.
Ana groaned in frustration. "Okay, even if I ignore the fact that your twang clearly gets worse when you're lying-"
"I AIN'T LYIN'!"
Okay, okay, here's a good impression here. Boy, that Sony. It's fantastic. (nose grows)
— Mario, doing a Take That! against Sony at an E3 convention.
Ken: Who was that?
Barbie: No one-It was the Mormons-It was Girl Scouts-It was a flaming bag of poop-It was trick-or-treaters!
Ken: Barb, I know you stammer when you're lying.
Barbie: No, I don't-I'm not-I wouldn't-I don't stammer-You stammer-Shut up!
Barbie: No one-It was the Mormons-It was Girl Scouts-It was a flaming bag of poop-It was trick-or-treaters!
Ken: Barb, I know you stammer when you're lying.
Barbie: No, I don't-I'm not-I wouldn't-I don't stammer-You stammer-Shut up!
—Sam & Mickey's "Family Reunion"*
Leih Aliapoh: He said it was pure luck!
Luciane: Mere noise. Silvairre sees [the Warrior of Light]'s skill, of that I have no doubt. Did you not mark the way he covered his mouth when he uttered the words? It is a habit of his to do so on those occasions when his tongue and his heart are in disagreement. For all his skill at reading the idiosyncrasies of others, he has yet to recognize his own.
Luciane: Mere noise. Silvairre sees [the Warrior of Light]'s skill, of that I have no doubt. Did you not mark the way he covered his mouth when he uttered the words? It is a habit of his to do so on those occasions when his tongue and his heart are in disagreement. For all his skill at reading the idiosyncrasies of others, he has yet to recognize his own.
—Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn, "Violators Will Be Shot"
"Oh! You gritted your teeth, didn't you? Didn't you?! Then it must be true! That's a little shocking!"
— Rui if you answer "No" to being asked if you indeed were a member of Team Snagem
Jiminy: Well, Pinoke, I guess this isn't what you signed up for when you decided to be a famous actor, is it?
Pinocchio: It's not my fault! I never wanted to be famous. (his nose grows)
Jiminy: Sorry, kiddo. That's not the way I remember it.
Pinocchio: But I didn't want to be famous! I wanted to go to school! (his nose grows longer, almost hitting Jiminy)
Jiminy: Hey—!
Pinocchio: It's true! All of those people cheering and applauding? I hated it! (his nose grows even longer) What's happening, Jiminy?
Jiminy: Looks like some sort of fairy magic. Kinda on the nose, if you ask me. But the point is a lie can really change a person, Pinokes!
Pinocchio: Which is why I'm telling you that, one-hundred and ten percent, most honestly honest, truthiest truthiness ever, believe me! (his nose grows longer still) Oops. Okay, that last part wasn't true. But everything I said up until then was! (his nose grows until is reaches the other side of the room)
"That Wienermobile Hot Dogs was amazing. I ain't never had so many Wieners in my mouth at once. (nipples grow long) Only that one time in college. (nipples grow longer) I ain't lying like Pinnaggio! (nipples grow even longer and sprout leaves on the end)"
— Foxxy Love, Drawn Together ("Wooldoor Sockbat's Giggle-Wiggle Funny Tickle Non-Traditional Progressive Multicultural Roundtable!")
Ms. Tarantula: You know you fart when you lie.
Mr. Piranha: No I don't! I fart when I'm nervous.
Ms. Tarantula: Yeah, nervous about lying!
Mr. Piranha: No I don't! I fart when I'm nervous.
Ms. Tarantula: Yeah, nervous about lying!
Shrek: Quick, tell a lie!
Pinocchio: Well, uh, what should I say?
Gingy: Anything, but quick!
Donkey: Say something crazy, like "I'm wearing ladies' underwear!"
Pinocchio: I'm... I'm, uh, wearing ladies' underwear.
(beat; nothing happens)
Shrek: ...Are you?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not! (his nose starts growing)
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
Pinocchio: I am not! (it grows more)
Puss: What kind?
Gingy: It's a thong! (snaps it)
Pinocchio: Ow! T-They're briefs! (it grows even more)
