Quotes / Parents Walk In at the Worst Time

We were parked out by the tracks.
We're sitting in the back
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered "What was that?"
"The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are."
And that was when she started screamin'
"That's my dad outside the car!"
Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition!
Must have wound up on the floor while
We were switching our positions.
I guess they knew that she was missing
As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing.

— Nickelback, "Animals"

And she's on top of me, and it is hot, hot, hot!
She says, "Come on sweetheart, take 'em off."
So I will take 'em off, and then we take 'em off,
and then her dad walks in - oh shit, her dad walks in.

— McCafferty, "Beachboy"