Quotes / Pants-Positive Safety

If that thing goes off, you'll be going into this robbery half-cocked.

Police encourage holster use after man shoots his own penis.
USA Today headline

"I'm coming!" Tom ejaculated, tugging at the powerful weapon tucked into his trousers.
Giggles Bags the Borg

Ella: Any suspicious behavior?
Candy: Nothing except your high kick.
Ella: Hey, you try dancing with a .22 strapped to your thigh!
Lucifer

Jake: Only one problem. None of us are packing.
Adrian: Not a problem. I've got an arsenal in my pants.

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