Quotes / Pants-Positive Safety

If that thing goes off, you'll be going into this robbery half-cocked.

Police encourage holster use after man shoots his own penis.
USA Today headline

"I'm coming!" Tom ejaculated, tugging at the powerful weapon tucked into his trousers.
Giggles Bags the Borg
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