"So, I can either bludgeon myself with my spine in a pool of my own vomit, or play an Ouya? I’ll take the spine."
—Shane Luis pointing out the ridiculousness of the infamous "Sixty bucks for a game?"
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animated ad."Oh man, Marzipan. Kickstarter sensation the Ouya, they're gonna make games for that thing for the rest of eternity! Mark my words, every game that comes out from now until the end of time will also come out on the Ouya. Gonna outlive Sony, Nintendo, Coleco, Canseco, Jaleco, all of the heavy hitters. Anyways, I can't wait to be playing Ouya games in fifteen years, or even like, five months! Written in Sharpie on the bathroom wall of history!"
—Homestar Runner, "Marzipan's Answering Machine #17.2"
