Quotes / Only I Can Make It Go

Sam: Cliffy, I'm turning the key, but nothing's happening.
Cliff: That's because I got it rigged up with a Cliff Clavin anti-theft system. What I do is I turn the wheel all the way to the left.
Sam:(turning the wheel) Got it.
Cliff: And then I turn the key as hard as I can.
Sam turns the key.
Sam: Oh dear. Cliff, I just broke off the key in the ignition.
Cliff: I said as hard as I can, Sammy!
—from Cheers