"Did you just make a unit that is playing an organ of death?"
The keys lit up as Doc pounded on them, the noise of his opus shattering all glass objects within a ten-mile radius and fritzing air traffic control processors across half the planet. Multi-tentacled aliens tied themselves in knots as the harmonics disrupted the equilibrium of their inner ears. Sympathetic tremors collapsed intercontinental single-span bridges. A primitive tribe in the Ice Forests of Wier thought the noise was the thundering of an angry God, and so committed mass suicide by having sex with horrible slibberdorphs.
"Oh, put a sock in it, ya pipe organ palooka!"
— Mugman, RecD's cover of "Baking the Wondertart"
"The organ music! Must be the Fan Dumb, yo!"
